Today, I realized just how much of a bitch I am when I grounded my son for not telling me what he got me for my birthday. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad forgot it's my birthday. When I told him about it, he accused me of lying and threatened to ground me for a week. FML
Today, after my mom picked me up from the mall, she asked me what was in my bag from Gap. I wouldn't tell her, and she ended up grounding me. It was her Mother's Day present. FML
Today, I grounded my son after finding out that he's been bullying other kids at school. He got mad and screamed at me, calling me a "bastard". Instead of defending me, my wife got pissed and accused me of having taught our son to swear like that. I can never win. FML
Today, I'm mad at my dad for forgetting it's my birthday. He's mad at me for not reminding him. FML
Today, I got grounded because I didn't go to my dog's birthday party. FML
Today, I got into an argument with my mother, when she snapped and called me a son of a bitch. I said that made no sense, because I'm a girl, and it'd only really confirm that she's a bitch. She then grounded me for insulting her. FML
Today, I was a little grumpy. I tried my best to not take it out on other people, but then I encountered that ONE person who doesn't realize that sometimes people are just in a bad mood, and they proceed to give you a hard time over nothing. That person was my mom. And then later my dad. Now I'm grounded. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend, since we weren't getting along. When I got home, I remembered that today is his birthday. Him and all our friends now think I'm a total bitch. FML
Today, I've been so stressed out that I forgot my own birthday. I only remembered when my mom talked to me to let me know she wasn't planning on doing anything for it. FML
Today, rather than get me a birthday present, my boyfriend just got angry that I got gifts from other people. Apparently, it "made him feel guilty." FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
gabfoundnemo 5
Admitting it is the first step. To rehab you go.
Vball6 19
Bitch.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (311)
SuzyTurquoiseBlu 25
Oh wow... it took you THAT long to realize? Your poor child. You will have ALOT to answer for, when he gets older and remembers every single terrible thing you did during his childhood. Kids remember ALOT more than you realize.
hiandrews69 29
First of all, if your son is young enough to be grounded, I am going to assume he is still young enough to be in high school at the LATEST. Meaning, his MAIN priority should be to KEEP HIS GRADES UP. NOT work all the time to buy YOU gifts. Being a parent doesn't work that way. YOU provide financial support, and the kid learns how to be an adult. They don't actually have to work like one (or buy you gifts like one) until they are grown (they have a steady, well-paying job, and their own house). I hope your son forgives you for being such a ****.
wildhorseman 32
After that, you would be lucky to get anything from him...
Brad31_fml 21
"Bitch" is putting it mildly.
SynysterNero 20
I agree you are a bitch
hand1234 10
What the hell were you thinking “ grounding your kid because he would not tell you YOUR BIRTHDAY GIFT REALLY" come on realliv
etishuman22 32
You shame our state.
ManiPaul 6
stop being such a bitch you bitch
iateapenguin 27
That's the sort of immaturity you'd expect from a 12 year old. Congratulations.
cna1216 15
You are an insensitive bitch and a horrible excuse for a parent. Love, the World