Today, I realized I hate my boyfriend's little sister enough to break up with him. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
No need for white knights
Today, my sister's boyfriend of over a year broke up with her. As her brother, I instinctively wanted to beat him up, but he is too much of nice guy for me to be able to hurt him. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend is only with me because he's in love with my sister, who turned him down repeatedly, and I'm the closest he can now get. FML
Today, my boyfriend told his best friend to text my sister telling her to tell me that he was breaking up with me. FML
Little shit
Today, my boyfriend's little sister told me she hates me. I thought she was just a jealous, whiny nitwit like most kids are, until she calmly walked over to the wall and headbutted it hard. She burst into tears, ran out of the room, and told my boyfriend I hit her. He believed her. FML
I ate being proved right
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of three years cheated on me with his ''sister-like friend." It's the girl I was always worried about, and half our arguments were about her. FML
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house. After asking him what was wrong due to his weird attitude, he responded with, "This isn't working; I'm in love with my sister." FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she apparently saw me making out with her sister. She doesn't even have a sister. FML
Today, I asked my sister what she thought of my boyfriend. She said, "He's nice. Deserves better than you, really." FML
Alexa, play "All You Need Is Hate" by The Delgados
Today, I found out my that my girlfriend's parents hate me, all because they saw me laughing and hanging out with another girl. That other girl was my sister. FML
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toongler 23
well if you really loved your boyfriend you wouldnt even consider dumping him an option. sorry, but it sounds like whether you hate his sister or not, the relationship won't work.
niiiiick3 15
Dang sorry OP. Maybe you could try talking with your boyfriend about it or at least explain to him why you are breaking up with him.
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amber3120 15
"Today, my gf broke up with me because she doesnt like my sister, FML. " i can see this happening ....
mkcherry 14
All the hate seems unjustified. The sister could be violent, a liar, a drug addict. Maybe the boyfriend allows her to be rude or hateful to the OP. being in love or not I'm still not going to let myself be treated like crap.
ThatDamHuntress 20
Drake? Don't worry, Nobody likes Megan.
liv___woods 13
I was the same exact way with my ex and his twin sister but i didn't have the guts to dump him for it. She'd take his phone and text me constantly that she hates me but she didn't say it was her the first time she did it I totally cried because I thought it was my bf. ??
codyslong 12
good choice. if you hate the FAM, you'll be miserable
2retz 11
dang, that's a little hard. I think the boyfriend has more right to say FML. best of luck
candylipz 5
she probably felt the same way about you.
Mr23 9
Candace?
fmleli 11
phineas and ferb...
naiveprophet 15
I hear you. My husband's younger brother is such a little sh*thead. He's 15 and still throws tantrums on Christmas if he doesn't get everything he wanted. Luckily my husband hates him too so we spend as little time with him as possible.