NSFW: Today, I realised that my boyfriend gets a boner every time I...

Hollzbananza 11 July 2015, 14:30 Australia 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I realised that my boyfriend gets a boner every time I cry. FML

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13 July 2015, 00:22

To answer some of the questions... Firstly, it's not like I cry every day.. we have been together for almost 4 years so he's seen me cry quite a bit over time. It's easy to notice when he's sitting in front of me or hugging me to console me. And if we're all being honest, sometimes it's just obvious that someone has a boner. My initial reaction was to be shocked and angrily ask if he likes to see me in pain but it's kind of hilarious when I'm not actually upset and crying. I agree that I don't think it's because he's trying to take advantage of me. Boners can have a mind of their own, and it could be an intimacy thing I guess since he's caring and always comforts me when I cry. Who knows... Thanks for the laughs, I enjoyed reading the comments :)

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Jackimo98 24

12 July 2015, 16:11

This FML is a real tear jerker

jayyboi2010 17

12 July 2015, 16:13

how much did you have to cry to figure that out?

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Attacksloth 33

12 July 2015, 16:19

Boners are pretty automatic. As long as he isn't getting turned on by your sorrow, it isn't a bad thing. Guys get boners from pretty much everything. Helps keep the pants up if a guy forgets to wear a belt.