NSFW: Today, I realised that my boyfriend gets a boner every time I...

Hollzbananza 11 July 2015, 14:30 Australia 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I realised that my boyfriend gets a boner every time I cry. FML

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13 July 2015, 00:22

To answer some of the questions... Firstly, it's not like I cry every day.. we have been together for almost 4 years so he's seen me cry quite a bit over time. It's easy to notice when he's sitting in front of me or hugging me to console me. And if we're all being honest, sometimes it's just obvious that someone has a boner. My initial reaction was to be shocked and angrily ask if he likes to see me in pain but it's kind of hilarious when I'm not actually upset and crying. I agree that I don't think it's because he's trying to take advantage of me. Boners can have a mind of their own, and it could be an intimacy thing I guess since he's caring and always comforts me when I cry. Who knows... Thanks for the laughs, I enjoyed reading the comments :)

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Jackimo98 24

12 July 2015, 16:11

This FML is a real tear jerker

jayyboi2010 17

12 July 2015, 16:13

how much did you have to cry to figure that out?

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LosinIt2008 14

13 July 2015, 06:49

heartless :( lol

DeviousDreamer 13

13 July 2015, 08:35

Sounds like your boyfriend could be a Dacryphiliac (a person who gains sexual pleasure from another person's crying or emotional distress), there's an Australian movie called The Little Death that showcases this and other lesser known kinks in a humorous manner. (Although I have to warn you the ending is a tad abrupt)

IIIIRowdy 5

13 July 2015, 10:25

How often do You cry?

Mmorpheus 14

14 July 2015, 01:06

Crying is hot. Js

fmyhardon 16

14 July 2015, 03:06

I bet he watches a lot of Japanese ****. For those that don't know the jap girls (in ****) are always making this crying/whining sounds while they're getting banged. Personally I find it super annoying. Please don't take this as racist or generalizing. I know my **** and this is a well known "thing"