Hollzbananza
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Today, I realised that my boyfriend gets a boner every time I cry. FML
Hollzbananza tells us more.
Hollzbananza 15
To answer some of the questions... Firstly, it's not like I cry every day.. we have been together for almost 4 years so he's seen me cry quite a bit over time. It's easy to notice when he's sitting in front of me or hugging me to console me. And if we're all being honest, sometimes it's just obvious that someone has a boner. My initial reaction was to be shocked and angrily ask if he likes to see me in pain but it's kind of hilarious when I'm not actually upset and crying. I agree that I don't think it's because he's trying to take advantage of me. Boners can have a mind of their own, and it could be an intimacy thing I guess since he's caring and always comforts me when I cry. Who knows... Thanks for the laughs, I enjoyed reading the comments :)
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Jackimo98 24
This FML is a real tear jerker
jayyboi2010 17
how much did you have to cry to figure that out?
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Comments (74)
RedPillSucks 33
boners can be random. I once got a bones while watching a holocaust film.
Shadowtrooper34 16
That's weird
NathanSchmitz988 7
German **** is sick?
MisterEx 28
"Random". Right.
Holijust 14
wow he has fked up emotions :/
Starzak 18
Not at all. You can find he is an emotionally stable person, who is generally well adjusted. It's just the D wants what it wants. Fetishes exist in us all, just some are less "appropriate" in the eyes of society than others.
Royness 8
I get those too. It is a bit messed up. It is not because they are sad, it is because I want to cheer them up....with my dick.
lulinator 40
Honesty is so refreshing.
daddysgirl8 21
He's probably into sadism or masochism
Starzak 18
I'd say sadism. Or rather, he's a sadist, and is into masochists. The same thing happens to... Yeah, I'd say he's a sadist.
Badkarma4u 17
I second sadism, and there is nothing wrong with that. As long as he doesnt act rudely.
giantsfan2010 23
He could just be conditioned that when his gf cries, they have make up sex or something. If every time she cries and they have make up sex afterwords, I can see why he would get a boner.
QuaDECH 13
That's weird. I never semen do that.
derpberrys 2
Agree with #10, it doesn't mean he's turned on by your sorrow. I assume you figured this out because you were physically close to him while crying. Sometimes just being near your romantic partner can cause it. Some guys also get a boner when they're (non-sexually) affectionate to their partner, such as comforting or hugging. Does not mean he doesn't care, it's usually quite the opposite. Still, I can understand why you wouldn't be happy about it at the time.
mattrd_fml 31
keep an onion on hand so you can use it when you're in the mood.
NeverGettinLucky 12
I'm not goin to lie I do also...
thatsme293 28
Maybe he just cares so much that he can only express it through his penis.