Hollzbananza
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Today, I realised that my boyfriend gets a boner every time I cry. FML
Hollzbananza tells us more.
Hollzbananza 15
To answer some of the questions... Firstly, it's not like I cry every day.. we have been together for almost 4 years so he's seen me cry quite a bit over time. It's easy to notice when he's sitting in front of me or hugging me to console me. And if we're all being honest, sometimes it's just obvious that someone has a boner. My initial reaction was to be shocked and angrily ask if he likes to see me in pain but it's kind of hilarious when I'm not actually upset and crying. I agree that I don't think it's because he's trying to take advantage of me. Boners can have a mind of their own, and it could be an intimacy thing I guess since he's caring and always comforts me when I cry. Who knows... Thanks for the laughs, I enjoyed reading the comments :)
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Jackimo98 24
This FML is a real tear jerker
jayyboi2010 17
how much did you have to cry to figure that out?
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Comments (74)
Hosie04 5
Is he putting it in the wrong hole?
Dick_diamond 22
Stop assuming
PinkWalls 12
Maybe you look super sexy when you cry
faixi 10
Hilarious! Maybe he likes you this way, I mean you look cute that way, and make a romantic situation :p No offense!
Sathane 21
So do I, Hollzbananza. So do I.
thestripeddalek 6
at least you don't have ugly crying face!
lulumck 6
My ex husband was the same...
SaniK 17
True but he may want to seek counseling if he's consistently getting them when she crys.
Lars93 18
is his name Alan Harper ?
Hollzbananza 15
To answer some of the questions... Firstly, it's not like I cry every day.. we have been together for almost 4 years so he's seen me cry quite a bit over time. It's easy to notice when he's sitting in front of me or hugging me to console me. And if we're all being honest, sometimes it's just obvious that someone has a boner. My initial reaction was to be shocked and angrily ask if he likes to see me in pain but it's kind of hilarious when I'm not actually upset and crying. I agree that I don't think it's because he's trying to take advantage of me. Boners can have a mind of their own, and it could be an intimacy thing I guess since he's caring and always comforts me when I cry. Who knows... Thanks for the laughs, I enjoyed reading the comments :)
Meaniebobeanie 26
You took this great I'm glad you didn't stay mad at him :) good luck to yall
FartOnMe 11
you ****
grimpeeper 13
WELL THEN. Could you explain how she's a ****?
rhiannonleesarah 14
My boyfriend is the exact same, I think it's more from an intimacy stand point rather than getting excited over crying. At least I hope it is...
thatguynamedsky 32
*farts on 84*
KitchKraft 21
Well it might be the physical contact from trying to console you.
BrutalEater 15
:D
Kielnmsoftly 26
You sure he isn't a sadist? It's a possibility.
send3426 24
My boyfriend does the same thing, especially after a big fight, however, I think it has to do with the fact that every time I get super emotional like that, we usually have sex after.