Today, I realised just how grossly out of shape I am, when I started violently sweating, felt light-headed, and almost blacked out. All this from helping my sister shift a sofa from the move-in truck to her living room. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I'm so out of shape that I got winded from getting out of bed. FML
Today, I decided to start exercising. I almost passed out five minutes into the warm up, and couldn't even stand in the shower afterwards. I'm only 21. FML
Today, my parents "suggested" I help them move house. I didn't realize that meant I would be carrying every single bit of furniture out of their house. The muscles in my arms are so tight now that I can't straighten them. I can't wait to help them unpack tomorrow. FML
Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. On my way home, my legs gave out halfway up the stairs to my apartment, and I had to awkwardly sit there until I could crawl the rest of the way up. FML
Today, while at a trampoline park, my time of the month and my out-of-shape body worked together to make me almost pass out. FML
Today, I'm so out of shape that my arm ached after lifting chips out of a Lays bag. FML
Today, I was taking a dump and I pushed so hard that I got light headed and passed out on the floor. FML
Today, while at work, I started to feel sick to my stomach, hot, and dizzy. My co-worker told me to go home. On the way through the locker room to get my stuff, I experienced a dizzy spell so severe, I blacked out and pooped myself. No one in the building is going to let me forget this. FML
Today, after the longest time, I went to the gym. I ran and ran and ran on the treadmill for an eternity, beating myself up for getting so overweight. Then I tripped and fell off, sweating and sobbing for being so useless. When I looked up, I saw I'd been on the machine for barely 2 minutes. FML
Today, I started a new workout routine to get fit. After watching a bunch of online videos, I thought I could jump right in. I overdid it on squats and now can’t sit down without grunting like a wounded animal. I’m now having to climb stairs on all fours. FML
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Brandnewuser 0
"I'm gonna start going to the gym everyday... Ok maybe once a week... Or I will drive by it every day on my way to McDonalds..." hmmm this sofa looks comfy, I wonder what's on TV tonight?
urdirtyolduncle 15
go to the gym?
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trixy81 10
oh. my. goodness...
jdeshnerx3 0
fatty
CallMeHush 1
I hope your sister was laughing at you for being such a wus!
atcontroller22 0
you probably stimulated your vagus nerve and dropped your heart rate to quickly. like when you bare down to take a dump. either that or you're in really terrible shape.
paradiseisland01 0
at least you realize you have a health problem, and know you can fix the problem when your ready, if anyone tries. to bully you into a fad diet it's not going to work. please diet for yourself and not for no one else . find a trainer you can workout with or go to a gym near by . or even take a nice brisk walk on a nice beautiful day a walk is worth a 1000 calories a day . of a simple day of loving does burn calories. even getting a great night sleep burns calories . just do it for your self and not others . please listen to a dieter that fell off the wagon many times and held up my head high because I wanted to diet for me. and know plenty of people are such proud of me , even strangers say what a beautiful women I turned out to be . and I have plenty of faith that you will diet for you and you will be the best king or queen of your. castle and watch how many people you will be calling you for advice about how did you loss all that weight.and there will be haters out there trying to tell you that you are wasting your time .but you are not . if people can be so mean by eating fattening food around they are not your friends . look for people that will support you,god you know I have your back 100 percent please keep the faith xxxx god bless you in so many ways and I'm sure hope I didn't let you down . and I will never ever will !
OMGIFOUNDWALDO 6
TLDR
SpRiTzSpLaSh 7
Time to get on the treadmill !
jewfro311 0
P90X will get you into shape :)
ohmyohmy19 0
I'm very much in shape, but sometimes heavy things make me feel that way anyways!
rawrchikarawr 0
wow :/
snapperhead 0
the same thing happens to me when I bend down to tie my shoes.
Spinnmaster 1
you get all sweaty?