Today, I realised just how grossly out of shape I am, when I started violently sweating, felt light-headed, and almost blacked out. All this from helping my sister shift a sofa from the move-in truck to her living room. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I'm so out of shape that I got winded from getting out of bed. FML
Today, I decided to start exercising. I almost passed out five minutes into the warm up, and couldn't even stand in the shower afterwards. I'm only 21. FML
Today, my parents "suggested" I help them move house. I didn't realize that meant I would be carrying every single bit of furniture out of their house. The muscles in my arms are so tight now that I can't straighten them. I can't wait to help them unpack tomorrow. FML
Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. On my way home, my legs gave out halfway up the stairs to my apartment, and I had to awkwardly sit there until I could crawl the rest of the way up. FML
Today, while at a trampoline park, my time of the month and my out-of-shape body worked together to make me almost pass out. FML
Today, I'm so out of shape that my arm ached after lifting chips out of a Lays bag. FML
Today, I was taking a dump and I pushed so hard that I got light headed and passed out on the floor. FML
Today, while at work, I started to feel sick to my stomach, hot, and dizzy. My co-worker told me to go home. On the way through the locker room to get my stuff, I experienced a dizzy spell so severe, I blacked out and pooped myself. No one in the building is going to let me forget this. FML
Today, after the longest time, I went to the gym. I ran and ran and ran on the treadmill for an eternity, beating myself up for getting so overweight. Then I tripped and fell off, sweating and sobbing for being so useless. When I looked up, I saw I'd been on the machine for barely 2 minutes. FML
Today, I started a new workout routine to get fit. After watching a bunch of online videos, I thought I could jump right in. I overdid it on squats and now can’t sit down without grunting like a wounded animal. I’m now having to climb stairs on all fours. FML
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Brandnewuser 0
"I'm gonna start going to the gym everyday... Ok maybe once a week... Or I will drive by it every day on my way to McDonalds..." hmmm this sofa looks comfy, I wonder what's on TV tonight?
urdirtyolduncle 15
go to the gym?
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Comments (152)
FlyingLazerWALRU 0
YDI for not taking care of your body. Unless of course you have glandular problems.
awesomeabs 0
they invented this funny thing called weight watchers...you should try it
bendamagic 0
lose some weight u fat hog
Trueeeee 0
**** you stupid butch... I bet ur fat
babisugars 0
omg wtf go to the gym or something..... i workout every day (: i can do the 1.6k run in 12min (:
RileyL29 0
liar.
atcontroller22 0
that's not impressive in the slightest. that's a pretty slow jog.
starreidy 4
OMG yay for you!!!.... not. no one likes a person who brags about them self
Swim3495 3
fatass
sweetiepie1896 8
u definitely need a v8
Threepeaoh 0
I know your pain! I'm so sorry! GET A BLOODY GYM MEMBERSHIP
j_cat187 20
exessive booze can also give u similar symptoms where u drunk?
satanballs666 5
I have asthma and muscular dystrophy, I can play soccer and run for 20 minutes. You are really out of shape
YouReallyDeserve_fml 0
We cannot help that you are overweight.