Today, I realised I know the map on World of Warcraft better than the map of my own country. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I got bored and decided to try World Of Warcraft. FML
Today, I realised that I've never been able to successfully cook a meal outside of World of Warcraft. FML
Today, I realized that I'll have to explain to my child that mommy and daddy met on World of Warcraft. FML
Not a geography major
Today, I had to show my daughter where the USA is on a map. She's 17, and we live in the USA. FML
Today, I realized I've been confusing scenes from The Lord of the Rings with American history. FML
Bad sign
Today, with the help of a good map, I managed to figure out that a near-invisible path that I hadn’t even noticed was actually the continuation of my bike route. Twenty metres further, I found the signpost confirming this… quite well hidden in a bush. For anyone without a map, FML
Today, I lied when my therapist asked why I preferred Tuesday morning appointments. It's actually because World of Warcraft is down for regularly scheduled maintenance. FML
Today, I learned that I have carpal tunnel syndrome. I got it from playing too much World of Warcraft. I got a disease in real life by living in a virtual world. FML
Today, I was feeling proud of myself because I finally quit World Of Warcraft. I later found out about the gift my dad's family gave me. It was a 12-month subscription to World Of Warcraft. FML
Culture war bullshit
Today, I realised that American political BS is even in countries as far away as my own when I drove past a "Trump won" sign on my way home from work. FML
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MikeStern 1
Unless you live in Monaco or The Vatican that's to be expected.
Hammy4Glo 0
actually WoWs map is quite detailed... there is a lot going on... however I also know WoWs map better than our country's... simply because I never look at an atlas but I see WoW everyday... and yes I have a life... I simply enjoy gaming
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tisiphone_fml 0
Hey, I'm a lifelong gamer and a big fan of escapism, but that's just sad. You need to balance gaming and reality, or you're going to end up pretty miserable in the end. Nobody is saying that you have to go to clubs or hang out at sports bars. You should, however, make an effort to get a decent education and have friends and interests outside games. You'll regret it in the end, if you don't.
Ozziefml 0
win... yes I play it but I have a life also
sophieeee0ooo 0
yeaaa I think you need to get a life..
Kenpachi_fml 0
too many pedos up in this biatch
bla_bla_bla_azn 0
Dude, that is so true [high 5] LOL
hjrn 0
Are you that OP that thought Rhode Island was an island?
Toxxic_Blackout 0
Bitch you are just jealous of snickerdoodles and her superior grammar skills. Anyway, how would you know if she has a life or not? The OP obviously has less of a life than snickerdoodles if they know the map of a virtual role-playing game better than the map of the country they live in. That's just pathetic. Don't get angry at her just because she's right.
bruthasoldan 0
just remember : when times r tough n things r down u can't ever give up on the world ...... of Warcraft <3
davek 36
American... what a surprise.
bronx819 4
Maybe she was on a FMl marathon and was looking at every single one, thats what i do sometimes when Im bored or something else, that or play some MW2 and Bioshock 2 =P