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By OhNo - 30/04/2016 06:01 - Australia - Saint Kilda

Today, I realised I am that crazy woman who tries to get the neighbors' cats to love me. FML

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False_Stupidity 41

Sunday 1 May 2016 21:12

The first step in getting help for a problem is admitting that the problem exists. Congratulations, you've taken that first step!

GokuSS400 18

Sunday 1 May 2016 11:36

I'm sorry…what did I just read? You need serious help…FAST, you're one step away from the cat lady moniker

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GokuSS400 18

Sunday 1 May 2016 11:36

I'm sorry…what did I just read? You need serious help…FAST, you're one step away from the cat lady moniker

Cyrus00 41

Sunday 1 May 2016 17:56

Now that you've realised you can do something about it... get your own cat.

False_Stupidity 41

Sunday 1 May 2016 21:12

The first step in getting help for a problem is admitting that the problem exists. Congratulations, you've taken that first step!

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