Today, I read my university's newsletter. Apparently we're starting up a "buddy" system for international students. I'm signing up, because this will help me complete my goal of making my first friend at university. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, well into my second year at university, I still haven't made a single friend. FML
Today, I found out there’s a university email platform I never knew about. I’m a freshman and I’ve been using my personal email to communicate with the lecturers. Now I’ve got a pile of assignments to do and most of them are overdue. FML
Today, when I was unpacking all of my stuff, my parents declared that they are going to live in Australia, and have found me a 'friend'. I am a 14 year old girl at boarding school, and my friend is my new foster mum. FML
Today, I've had to accept that, despite my efforts to stay in touch with the few friends I made at college, I have zero friends. FML
Today, I received an email from the secretary of my university. Even though I only have half a year left before I graduate, I'm still required to attend all the lessons for the entire year. Huh? FML
Today, I sent a friend request on facebook to the only person I became friends with this semester at college. He denied me. FML
Today, my first day of college, the textbooks I ordered a month in advance still haven't arrived. My first class of the semester is College Readiness. FML
Today, after complaining that I had nothing to write about in my weekly journal for college, my professor suggested in front of everyone that I should get a girlfriend. FML
Today, I moved into my university dorm a week before classes start. Everyone kept giving me weird looks as they watched me move my stuff in. Finally, one of my dorm mates asked me if I knew that school had actually started last week. I didn't. FML
Today, I met my new college room-mate. He then introduced me to his imaginary friend. FML
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Top comments
iLazy 0
A friend in need is a friend indeed. They need your help, and so do you.
im_awsome 2
your goal should be graduating with honors. friends come along with that.
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Comments (76)
airforce987 20
sound advice!
zrzr1988 0
make righty and lefty your best friend, that's all you need in college, lol.
mikejunior88 4
you'll make a new friend and help an international student.. killing two birds with one stone. i don't see the harm.
WCARlover 35
well that's alright, the system may help you find a really great friend! good luck hope it works out:)
zrzr1988 0
degoba system. go there.
zrzr1988 0
is this real life?
Ryley1 0
is this just fantasy?
shovels 0
or is it in the middle?
SmallTownCutie 0
52 obviously didn't get the reference.
StraightJ 0
INCEPTION
SorrowFull 8
my school has the same thing, it equates to a cheap taxi service where you drive international students around taking them on errands
dotmyg0t 0
Haha you have zero friends.
instnt1nfction 17
indeed
instnt1nfction 17
don't, Suzy Lee, IT'S A TRAP!