Today, I quit smoking. It seems that when you don't smoke for almost 24 hours, your sense of smell comes back. I then noticed how disgusting my apartment smells. Great. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my coworker told me that I needed to quit smoking because it was making me look and smell horrible. I've never smoked in my life. FML
Today, I realised why I’m so irritable these days. My former flatmate smoked so many cigarettes that, now he’s moved out and taken the smoke with him, I’m going through nicotine withdrawal. I realised this after I saw cigarettes in a shop and couldn’t stop staring at them. FML
Today, I learned that when you quit smoking, you get "Smoker Flu", meaning you feel like you're coming down with something really horrible. The good news is that my throat is so raw, I couldn't smoke a cigarette if I wanted to. FML
Today, I cleaned my entire apartment hoping to find the source of the terrible odor I've been smelling for the past week. It's me. FML
Today, I returned home after a four day weekend at my parents' house. Upon entering by the front door, a horrid stench assaulted my nose. Hours later I still cannot find the source of the foul odor. I'm starting to wonder if this is how it's always smelled without my knowing. FML
Today, I gave up smoking. A few hours later, I caught myself daydreaming about brutally killing a guy that gave me a mean look at the bus. Maybe I should go back to smoking. FML
Today, while going to the bathroom, I noticed a smell lingering. It smelled good so I kept sniffing the air. And then it hit me. My poop! My poop smelled good and I'd been sniffing and enjoying it. FML
Today, I quit smoking. My son came home with an ashtray he made in arts and crafts class. FML
Today, I found I had rolled, and was smoking a cigarette without realising it after proudly entering my third day of being a non-smoker. FML
Today, as I was smoking a cigarette I realized that it's time to quit. This realization came to me after a particularly violent coughing bout forced not tar out of my lungs, but rather poo out of my bum. FML
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Top comments
Heather_x0x0 6
Ha! That smell is never gonna go away YDI for smokin
MistressKira 0
It's true. When I stopped smoking I started realizing how strong the smell is on my friends and the clothes in my closet. I began to feel bad for people that I sat next to or worked with because I'm positive they could smell me.
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Comments (176)
unluckiestperson_fml 14
Time to clean methinks.
ilovecookies83 0
Good for you for quitting smoking though! :)
cmadeira1 3
ew.
FuckingRednecks 3
^ I can only imagine how slutty you look IRL.
hellokat1 0
22, umadbro?
skylerXx 6
What's it smell like bub?
0pt1mus 6
Shit and pizza rolls. Obviously
soccergurl95 8
If your apartment smells disgusting, I can only imagine how bad you smell, OP.
fmlsaresofunnyy 8
Good for you! Now buy yourself a can of febreeze and make your place useful :)
bitchslapped22 14
Another reason for you to realize that nothing, and I mean NOTHING, good comes out of smoking.
robbilee 14
I agree. Febreeze the crap outa ur house. Clean that house, old cigarette smoke smells awful.
shannon1029 4
try living with a smoker, you smell it allll the time
bitchslapped22 14
Actually no you don't if you live with one, Maybe at first but soon you wouldn't smell the own smell of your house
Matty1188 6
I would leave or kick the smoker out. I don't want lung cancer or emphysema from second hand smoke.
shannon1029 4
You can't leave or kick the smoker out when it's your mom.
VeganVampyre 27
Ugh, I know, I hate that. And what's worse for me is that my dad refuses to believe that second hand smoke is bad, that the nicotine and smoke get absorbed into everything in the house, or that I can smell it when I walk in the door. He thinks leaving a window open makes everything okay. >:(
thrifting 18
Cats can get mouth cancer from licking their fur after someone smokes around them, because the smoke and nicotine pretty much stick/absorb into anything and everything. Think of the cats.
THRASHtillDEATH 6
duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh