Today, I quit my job so I wouldn't have to work with this one complete fuck-wit anymore. I told him what I thought of him, and then walked away giving him the middle finger. Turns out, he is a regular customer at my new job. Everyone loves him and thinks he's awesome. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was fired from my job. My boss turned to everyone and said, "Allow me to escort this trash out of the office." Everyone cheered. FML
Today, I quit my job by insulting my manager - who is/was a friend, whose wedding I officiated - in full earshot of everyone. It turned into a pretty public argument on the street. I don’t really know why I did it, other than just feeling so burned out by his treatment of everyone. FML
Today, I discovered my former boss from the job I quit 3 months is now my boss at my new job. He was the reason I quit my old job. FML
Today, at work, the janitor would not stop telling me how good I looked. This was after he told me he was fired for sexual harassment at his last job. He clearly learned that lesson. FML
Today, I gave my boss two weeks notice for me leaving work, as I had received a better job offer with twice the pay. I thought he took it well until I heard him mutter under his breath, "About fucking time." FML
Today, I quit my job after being the only one to do my job, the boss's job, and the other guy’s job. Their way of saying thank you for being the best employee they'd had was to fuck me on my paycheque and give me $70 for a week's work. FML
Today, I finally quit my job after talking with a friend about making our own design/multimedia company. While I was on my way to his house, he called me and told me not to quit because he got an awesome job offer and couldn't refuse. FML
Today, I finally worked up the nerve to quit my job after being tortured by my boss for months. My boss responded by throwing a hardcover textbook at me and hitting me in the face. FML
Today, it was a coworker's last day. Over the last 6 months, he has been talking smack about me because he assumed I'd ratted him out for a Facebook post, ranting about our place of employment. I decided to confront him after work to let him know that I didn't do it. He then reported me for harassment to all of my supervisors. FML
Today, we had a family day at my new job. I used to have a very abusive boss in my previous position, who even slapped one co-worker across the face in the office, prompting me to quit. Guess who turns out to be my new manager's wife… FML
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Zman2017 18
I have to feel like maybe you were the one being annoying.....
photogirlinlove 16
Irony is a cruel bitch.
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Silk_Routes 14
Treat him at your best level now..this way his perception may change...afterall he is now your customer too.
khoov19 20
karma is a bitch that way
yaoi_chan 8
Maybe he's your soulmate. No? Okay.
mds9986 24
Maybe you should stop judging people and take a look in the mirror.
worldclassrager 41
I'm sorry you just reminded me of some one I used to know...might be the only way to redeem your mistake
Omniprism 15
I've been trying to leave my job because of a coworker. Sucks ass when you don't get along with someone. Just smile and wave.
ZoroMiHawk 25
If everyone loves him as you say and they all think he's awesome except you, that's probably because the problem is actually you.
johncage 14
I'm inclined to think that OP did the right thing. She didn't give enough information to accurately determine the nature of sir ****-wit, but several situations come to mind where walking away would be the most responsible action available. Some people demand acquiescence in lieu of resolution or compromise, some people like to steal credit, and some people just like to make others look bad because it draws attention away from their own shortcomings. Confrontation doesn't always work and management isn't always privy to (and doesn't always care) what happens under their watch. That said, I am a fan of exhausting all other options first.
drbobbz 16
It's never the "right thing" to throw professionalism out the window. There are methods of having intelligent conversations to resolve conflict and then there's flipping someone the bird because you think you're beyond consequence; the latter is -never- correct in the adult world.
gloriousjohnson 3
let this be a lesson in burning bridges, its always better to be the bigger person because you never know when you will run into someone again. especially if you didnt even move out of town lol
R0kk0 3
Be careful whose toes you step on today, they might be attached to the ass you have to kiss tomorrow