Today, I put a tampon in. The string broke. I had to go to the hospital to get it out. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML
Out of it
Today, I'm sick with a fever, and on my cycle I was too tired and forgot to change my tampon, and ended up putting another one in. I woke up to go to the bathroom and ended up pulling two out. FML
My stupidity
Today, I got my period and went clubbing. I had to change my tampon and stupidly I only brought one. When I unwrapped it, it fell on the floor. I had to wait in the womens' bathroom for 45 minutes for a random girl to give me a spare. FML
Today, while out at dinner with my boyfriend, I accidentally ripped out my tampon picking a wedgie. FML
Today, I was mugged while changing my tampon. The mugger took everything, including the fresh tampon. FML
How? Why?
Today, I was faced with the inevitable horrible circumstances which lead me to put in a tampon on a moving city bus. FML
Today, I was changing my tampon in a public toilet. When I threw away the used one and opened a new one, it turned out that it had no thread on it! I took another one out. Again, defective! It was the last one I had with me, and it was the second day of my period. FML
Today, I broke my little toe. It got stuck in my panties as I struggled to get a leg through. FML
Today, I pulled a white cloth with string on the end from my dog's mouth. I then realized I was holding my sister's used tampon. FML
Today, I was changing my tampon in a public bathroom. As I was about to put the tampon into the sanitary bin, I dropped it and it rolled under the stall next to mine. It was occupied. FML
Top comments
dynky 3
you couldn't just use your fingers? the string shouldn't really be necessary...
Spongii101 12
Oh dear. Maybe buy a better brand next time?
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Comments (266)
SweetEllie 3
I read about that happening in magazines quite often ._.
aleithiera 2
Lol 81... Tweezers? Really?
3mi1y_ 16
it's funny cuz this is exactly what happened to my mom. LOL
lovesteph3523 0
i dont see how you couldn't have just pulled it out. You dont really need the string...
pagemaster 0
Use your goddamn fingers next time, wimp.
CatEyes66 0
hmmm it could of been dry that's why she couldn't take it out.
sohomomo 2
you really don't need to go to a hospital to get it out, YDI
sofnhappy 0
You are either retarded or lying. I'm a 30yr old female and know that you can get it out. Idiot.
LOLSWAT 0
two things: one- u need to train the pelvic floor muscles better, for ur own benefit plus ur husband/bf/next lay will REALLY appreciate it and two- call a guy, its tough to find one that wouldnt wanna root around in there, a bj at the end ensures hes not gonna blab about it and will be much more meaningfull than a giggle and a simple "thanks"
lindseytaylor201 0
ouchh.