Today, I punched the air enthusiastically after getting an impossible question right. Unfortunately, above me was an old fashioned mole trap, with 6 small spikes and 2 large ones. I now have 6 puncture wounds in my hand, and two in my shoulder, as it fell off the hook it was hanging on. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I angrily waved away an annoying fly with a large knife. I stabbed myself in the shoulder. FML
Today, I thought I had a stick stuck in my hair. A very pokey stick. That aggressively bit my face when I tried to get it out of my hair. It was a big ass spider. My face feels like it's been punched. FML
Today, I saw what I thought was a spider. Wanting to kill it as quickly as possible, I smacked my hand against the wall with force. It was a nail. FML
Today, I failed a basic intelligence test when the mouse trap I was setting up snapped on my thumb. Later, when I checked the trap I saw that the mouse had managed to lick all the bait off the trap without being caught, I have a sore thumb and was outsmarted by a rodent. FML
Today, I found a big spider on my wall. I have arachnophobia, and I was trying to kill it with my shoe. I pulled back and hit myself in the face, causing me to fall backwards. The spider is still alive somewhere in my house. FML
Today, there was something itching me in my bed, it was the tag to my pillow case. I ripped it off, very hard and slipped and punched myself right in the face. I broke my nose. FML
Today, I was doing a fitness test. Though clumsy, I managed to spin around a bat then dash across a balance beam, run through some tires, and walk across a log floating in water. Pleased with my performance, I walked to the bathroom, tripped on my shoelace, and bust my head on the floor. FML
Today, I tried to get a piece of glass out of my big toe. After an hour of poking and prodding, I finally got it out only for it to fall on the floor where I couldn't find it. Not five minutes later, I stepped on it again. FML
Today, I managed to fell a tree perfectly. It landed exactly where it should. Today is also the day I managed to Whack-a-Mole in real life. FML
Today, at my local fishing tackle shop, some dumb kids got into a fight and knocked me over into a glass display case of antique fishing hooks. I’m now in hospital, not only from cuts from broken glass, but to have 27 barbed hooks removed from my hands, arms, and face. FML
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Top comments
sarawr 0
Am I the only one who is curious as to where the OP was that there was an old fashioned mole trap above him, and that he was answering a bunch of impossible questions? If anybody could offer any clarification I'd appreciate it. x3 ...otherwise it sounds like a weird gameshow.
null_fml 11
That whole situation is alien to me. I can't even figure out where you were that you "got a question right" underneath a mole trap. I've never even seen or heard of a mole trap before. Kudos to you for blowing my mind.
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Comments (131)
needarb 3
according to one person...it's in saw 6
Daralea 21
So he was answering difficult questions while doing a hand-stand?...and the mole trap fell *up* :S
Bluemonster3 26
The question wasn't impossible then...
ajp156 1
The only possible explinatipn is that you are one of the mole people and you were in mole scjool underground but you live in a bad neighborhood thats why theres traps everywhere
eatpussy 0
Could it be possible OP is up at his grandpa's house and they were playing a little family trivia game and the trap was a old decoration peace hanging from somthing?
bigbangvip1 7
OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWCCCCCCCCHHHHHH D:
Mojo0608 26
For y'all that are Americans, I'll clarify the situation for you. I'm not OP, but being English I spend too much time at local pubs and they invented the concept of having random shit pinned all over the walls and hanging from the roof. OP was probably in his village pub doing the mythical challenge known as a pub quiz (you win alcohol most of the time) and was unfortunately seated right below the trap.