Today, I pulled up to the stoplight near my house. It was dark with no traffic and the car behind me kept edging closer and closer to me. I finally got fed up with waiting and the car and ran it. In fact, it was a cop and he was trying to read my license plate because the back light was out. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after driving a few hours late at night I decided to entertain the car tailgating me by not letting him pass. After doing this for 3miles, reaching 93MPH, I decided to let the car pass me. When I switched lanes, the car tailgating me light up in red and blue. It was a cop. FML
Today, the car in front of me was going slow and I flashed my lights and honked. I floored it and passed the car, flipping off the driver. Just as I went around the next corner, I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop. A few seconds later, the guy I flipped off drove by honked and waved. FML
Today, I was tailgated by a car with his high beams on for an hour. Any time I changed my speed or lane, he would do the same. I finally managed to get away from him because a cop pulled me over and gave me a speeding ticket. FML
Today, a stoplight turned yellow as I was approaching it. I was about to go through but saw a cop, panicked, and slammed on the brakes. I ended up in the middle of the intersection and had to reverse. Soon the light turned green, and I stepped on the gas. My car was still in reverse. FML
Today, some aggressive asshole was tailgating me on my way home, bumping into me twice. I got scared and kicked my car into high gear and got out of there. Seconds later, a traffic cop came out of nowhere and pulled me over for speeding. FML
Today, I pulled up to an intersection behind a car waiting to turn left and we missed a whole set of lights. As I was getting frustrated that they weren’t going when the light was green, I realised I was waiting behind a parked car. FML
Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML
Today, I pulled up next to my boyfriend at a stoplight. He was in the back of a police car. FML
Today, I pulled up to a red light. My ex was in the next car, and my car's windows are so tinted that you can't see through them, so I flipped him off. I was driving my mom's car. FML
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HanMan 0
Why didnt the cop have his lights on..?
ravinderkaler 0
you need to think things through. "oh my God hes gonna kill me by slowly edging closer to me!"
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Comments (96)
24788 7
cops suck, I hate when people do shit that.
dean120028 0
cops fault
SHADOW_2PLAY 0
If you are going along the highway and someone is tailgating you then put on the fog lights and he thinks you are braking, causing him to swerve, its fun to watch him swerve out the way
FarSide 23
You are a damnable liar. It was dark, but his headlights could not illuminate your license plate from 50 feet away? I don't know what is more pathetic... your half-ass desire to see your entry posted here, or the Moderators who could only be American educated. And you are so correct.. FY pathetic Life. -Austin Texas.
arcturusvi 0
#28, the cop wasn't being threatening or harassing. How many people do you see inch at lights just to save a nanosecond of time when the light changes? Second of all, cops read plates all the ******* time. It's how they check for warrants or see if it's stolen, or any number of things. OP is a ******* moron. Crown Vic or Caprice headlights. Not that hard to tell. Lightbar on top might do it too, or the wrecker bar, or just not being a pussy at a redlight. I'd only go if someone got out of their car and came to my door, without having pulled me over, or honked, or anything to alert my attention prior.
BvR 0
if you wait long enough at a red light it's legal to run it under a few circumstances
BRBICECREAMTRUCK 0
#9, you are the moron, he meant his headlights dumbass
were_giraffe 2
58 Only if it's stuck. And you can still get a ticket for it. Yes I know someone who waited a long time, finally gave up... and she got a ticket. She had to take it to court. Come to think of it, I believe you can also get a ticket if the light that illuminates your plates is broken too.
eastmanwolf 0
Why didn't you just tell him you thought he was acting suspicious and you were nervous? He might have let you off, especially if you're a female.
ZH13 0
this is obviously fake. a cop, someone who enforces the rules of the road, wouldn't be driving around with out his headlights on if it was so dark. if his headlights had been on, they would have reflected off of the OP's car and shone back onto the cop's car, which would be painted in the distinct black and white of a cop car.