anonymous
Wolcott, United States
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She just grabbed the ring and said in a raspy voice, "My precious..." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML
very punny
Odenton, United States
Take it seriously!
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend with a ring from Kay Jewelers. She saw the box, started giggling, whispered, "'Kay", and then started laughing so hard at her joke she had to excuse herself. FML
minime94
Sunset, United States
Happy now?
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend while we were on my couch having a romantic moment. She seemed incredibly excited when she saw the ring and put it on. The way she bolted out the door tells me I'm not going to see her again. FML
gutted
United Kingdom
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML
Username
United States
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Federal Way, United States
Best wishes!
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She got incredibly excited and started flapping her hands around. Then she suddenly went deadpan and said, "But seriously… No." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML
Anonymous
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in front of about 75 people in the fanciest restaurant in town. She told me she was already engaged, while holding up her right hand. FML
Anonymous
Beograd, Serbia
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Anonymous
Yes or No?
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
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zRatio 6
She's definitily a Keeper
PerditaDessa 38
You say that like there's a better response.
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Comments (40)
Kayjose 8
keep her she has a great sense of humor.
MrCareless 17
Best response ever?
kost4060 14
U are a very lucky man
Dozer1988 14
I'm sure she had been waiting forever to get to use that quote, I hope you didn't spoil it for her.
dyehardxen 19
Good choice OP!
thisis16charlong 10
marry her
kmaheynoway 25
Noo, he proposed because he wanted a divorce.
tony1891 22
sounds like a match made in mordor.
meowingpineapple 1
And what's wrong with that?
mld4657 28
my hero... seriously that is awesome
KingRex 22
You're complaining?! She's perfect!