Love: Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She just grabbed the ring...

By anonymous - 02/09/2014 18:58 - United States - Wolcott

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She just grabbed the ring and said in a raspy voice, "My precious..." FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2020 18:00

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zRatio 6

Tuesday 2 September 2014 22:50

She's definitily a Keeper

PerditaDessa 38

Tuesday 2 September 2014 22:51

You say that like there's a better response.

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Kayjose 8

Tuesday 2 September 2014 23:06

keep her she has a great sense of humor.

MrCareless 17

Tuesday 2 September 2014 23:09

Best response ever?

kost4060 14

Tuesday 2 September 2014 23:09

U are a very lucky man

Dozer1988 14

Tuesday 2 September 2014 23:12

I'm sure she had been waiting forever to get to use that quote, I hope you didn't spoil it for her.

dyehardxen 19

Tuesday 2 September 2014 23:18

Good choice OP!

thisis16charlong 10

Tuesday 2 September 2014 23:20

marry her

kmaheynoway 25

Tuesday 2 September 2014 23:32

Noo, he proposed because he wanted a divorce.

tony1891 22

Tuesday 2 September 2014 23:22

sounds like a match made in mordor.

meowingpineapple 1

Tuesday 2 September 2014 23:23

And what's wrong with that?

mld4657 28

Tuesday 2 September 2014 23:24

my hero... seriously that is awesome

KingRex 22

Tuesday 2 September 2014 23:27

You're complaining?! She's perfect!

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