Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She didn't say no, she didn't faint, and she didn't cry. She just stared at me blankly and said, "But... why...?" FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She got incredibly excited and started flapping her hands around. Then she suddenly went deadpan and said, "But seriously… No." FML
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Vanillanougat 14
a very good question.
Supahnova 14
You wanted an honest reaction, I'm assuming. Perhaps she isn't ready to take that step. Nothing wrong with that.
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Comments (94)
MakinMills 12
damn. sorry dude. time to move onnn
DubstepCrazyXD 11
She never said no.
limitedition 25
She knows she's not worth it apparently. I'd listen to her if I were you
yeongji 31
She was likely in shock, and as long as she answers you soon, that is all that matters, right?
Obey_StudBoii 23
It's obvious she's not ready. Or perhaps she said it out of shock? Sit her down and talk with her.
Lilo4life 26
Maybe you didn't propose in the way she imagined and she was just in shock. Ask Oscar from the office the dos and donts of proposals, it's like 3 episodes before Michael leaves.
ksks1234 33
Why the "she didn't say no" instead of a "she didn't say yes"? It seems like you were prepared for a let down.
andyyroxx 20
He was preparing us for what we'd have thought to expect of an FML about proposal.
perdix 31
"Because I don't think I can do any better, and I want to lock you in to a lifetime exclusivity deal."
jackiemora 18
The way I read it, this FML rhymed. Lol but oh yeah sorry OP.
NewYorkMexPR 14
She was just caught off guard and unsure
wvcheesehead1 9
Have you seen the price of a good housekeeper?