Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She didn't say no, she didn't faint, and she didn't cry. She just stared at me blankly and said, "But... why...?" FML
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Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She got incredibly excited and started flapping her hands around. Then she suddenly went deadpan and said, "But seriously… No." FML
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
Today, after pouring my heart out to my girlfriend of four years through a speech that took me three weeks to write, and then proposing, she responded, "Eh, why not." FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. Her response? First, she threw up all over me, then she started crying hysterically. I'll take that as a no. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 6 years. She said no. Why? She's already married. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in public. She happily said yes, and the surrounding crowd cheered for us. About 10 minutes later, after the excitement died down, she leaned over and quietly said, "Actually, I don't want to marry you. I only said yes so I wouldn't disappoint the crowd." FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She just grabbed the ring and said in a raspy voice, "My precious..." FML
Today, I proposed to the girl of my dreams. She asked me who I was, and maced me. FML
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Top comments
Vanillanougat 14
a very good question.
Supahnova 14
You wanted an honest reaction, I'm assuming. Perhaps she isn't ready to take that step. Nothing wrong with that.
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Comments (94)
Cosmic_Crayon 4
Honestly, I would probably react the same way. Even if I absolutely loved you, I don't do well with surprises like those.
jlperry31 10
I agree.... Why??? Marriage is useless....
wuzuppipol_fml 2
Lol
chuckcloninger 12
Man. They sure know how to throw a great party!
brittyed 11
i absolutely love the wording and the way it even rhymed! it's like a messed up Dr. Seuss book based on rejection. i will not marry you here, nor there... i will not marry you anywhere! i do not love you, sam i am... but i sure do love green eggs and ham.
appelflap 22
" because I had nothing else to do" sorry OP, maybe she'll explain later...
elizabeth46 5
BBBBIIIIIIITTTTTTCCCCHHHH
KixVII 6
I don't even know how to respond to that.
migueljm5 18
Been there. Sorry OP. FYL
Solano2580 24
That's a clear sign saying she doesn't want a committed relationship OP, maybe not right now or maybe not ever