Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. Being a chef of a highly-rated restaurant, I cooked a well-liked dish. Not only did she say no, but commented on how bland and tasteless the meal was. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took my girlfriend to a very nice restaurant. I thought it would be a good place to pop the question. I gave the ring to the waiter and asked him to put it on her dessert plate. When she saw it, she picked it up, put it down, and said "No". Then she started to eat her dessert. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend at a dinner with our two families. Not only did she flatly reject me, my dad said, "Good call. He's not ready." FML
Today, I gathered both mine and my girlfriend's families secretly to a restaurant. I paid the restaurant to play romantic music, and paid for the best table available. As soon as we finished our meal, our families gathered around and I proposed. She laughed and said no way. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to a restaurant we both like. By the end of the date, we were fighting and she angrily broke up with me. To make things worse, I got food poisoning. She didn't. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. Thinking I was being cute I spelled out "Marry Me" in alphabet soup, because that's her favorite. She took one look at it and started to laugh. She then began to spell out "no". She still ate the soup. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend of nearly 2 years out to dinner so I could propose. When the waiter brought the check, I caused a bit of a scene to get everyone's attention. When I got on my knee and proposed, she said no and asked if I could hurry up and pay, because she was embarrassed. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I spent a good deal of my afternoon preparing a nice dinner for my girlfriend. When I finally served the meal, I proudly presented her with a beautifully arranged plate of salmon. She looked at it and said, “You know I’m allergic to fish, right?” We had cereal for dinner instead. FML
Today, I was in a restaurant with my fiancée for dinner. I commented that she had some food around her mouth. She responded with a lecture, then by throwing her hot bowl of noodles at me, before stomping out the restaurant. FML
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Top comments
BBlah 26
She's a straight up bitch, I know it sucks right now but be glad you're not spending the rest of your life with her
alex_622 22
Some people are just that hard to please. Don't worry OP, you'll find someone better
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Comments (85)
Ihavegas 22
any man that can cook is a keeper, so what dish did you make?
cakefete2 31
Probably made the rejection risotto. Should have gone with the "say yes" souffle instead.
Steffi3 40
The way this FML is written, it seems as if OP is more upset about his meal than about the rejection
Devindelon 17
Did you remember to add salt? You probably didn't put any salt. Make sure you put some salt in next time.
soulreaper12296 28
She did that for him.
MyDadLeftMeInKFC 21
People aren't bitches if they say no to a proposal.. People do have the right to say no. But that was hella rude of her to say your meal sucked. :/
val_is_lame97 12
Wow what a bitch. You should dump her and find yourself someone who deserves ya
emeraldisle 30
Your girlfriend is a ****. Time to find someone else.
Noreason89 6
Ah yes what a **** how dare she not want to marry him. The food comment on her part was a bit harsh though
notesz 21
Why is she a bitch for saying "No."? It's her own decision, her own life, she's not obligated to get married, just because her bf asks her and makes her a meal.
nitrog100 21
She is, however, obligated by the laws of basic human decency to not insult his cooking. That's what makes her a total bitch.
PleasantDino 22
So if she doesn't like a meal she should fake it? I think it all depends on how she commented on the meal. If it was said in spite then yes, she is a bitch. However, if it was some criticism then what's the issue? Do we go out calling every critic a bitch for not liking something now?
TallMist 32
She's a bitch for commenting so harshly on his cooking right after rejecting his marriage proposal. She caused him pain and then insulted him to boot.
2ru 14
I know it stings, but she probably did you a favor. I can not stress the importance of marrying the right woman.
val_is_lame97 12
i think she was a bitch for criticizing the meal. like its a sweet gesture just shut up and eat it
godspeedkills 8
The only thing that's bland and tasteless is her, OP. Why do you want to get married anyways? Chicks dig guys who can cook!