Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. Being a chef of a highly-rated restaurant, I cooked a well-liked dish. Not only did she say no, but commented on how bland and tasteless the meal was. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took my girlfriend to a very nice restaurant. I thought it would be a good place to pop the question. I gave the ring to the waiter and asked him to put it on her dessert plate. When she saw it, she picked it up, put it down, and said "No". Then she started to eat her dessert. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend at a dinner with our two families. Not only did she flatly reject me, my dad said, "Good call. He's not ready." FML
Today, I gathered both mine and my girlfriend's families secretly to a restaurant. I paid the restaurant to play romantic music, and paid for the best table available. As soon as we finished our meal, our families gathered around and I proposed. She laughed and said no way. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to a restaurant we both like. By the end of the date, we were fighting and she angrily broke up with me. To make things worse, I got food poisoning. She didn't. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. Thinking I was being cute I spelled out "Marry Me" in alphabet soup, because that's her favorite. She took one look at it and started to laugh. She then began to spell out "no". She still ate the soup. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend of nearly 2 years out to dinner so I could propose. When the waiter brought the check, I caused a bit of a scene to get everyone's attention. When I got on my knee and proposed, she said no and asked if I could hurry up and pay, because she was embarrassed. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I spent a good deal of my afternoon preparing a nice dinner for my girlfriend. When I finally served the meal, I proudly presented her with a beautifully arranged plate of salmon. She looked at it and said, “You know I’m allergic to fish, right?” We had cereal for dinner instead. FML
Today, I was in a restaurant with my fiancée for dinner. I commented that she had some food around her mouth. She responded with a lecture, then by throwing her hot bowl of noodles at me, before stomping out the restaurant. FML
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Top comments
BBlah 26
She's a straight up bitch, I know it sucks right now but be glad you're not spending the rest of your life with her
alex_622 22
Some people are just that hard to please. Don't worry OP, you'll find someone better
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Comments (85)
giantsfan2010 23
She sounds very unappreciative! I'm sorry OP
lifesentence 11
YDI because you are chef with no spice in the kitchen or the bedroom
FluffyPandas156 13
And you deserved to be downvoted for making a dumb excuse of why he deserves it. Op doesn't deserve that.
homes7d 14
What a ass fag
CurlyQute 17
She sounds like a bitch to me..
cmchappy 25
Dick move honey dick move
Tsukiyomi 16
Not gonna lie. Next time make a meal that's so good it'll make her asphyxiate Best wishes OP
PresidentNorth 16
sounds to me like you added a secret ingredient.
royal_ranger 12
What a bitch
marcranger 29
Sorry, OP, but as the recent recipient of an unwanted proposal, I say this has YDI written all over it. You probably didn't talk or even hint to her in advance about your feelings on marriage, which would have saved you the trouble when she told you she wasn't into it. As for the comments on the food, you put her in a tough and embarrassing spot, and people say hurtful things when you humiliate them. You really could have avoided this.
Brandi_Faith 34
I'm probably going to get down voted, but I always wonder if the people that propose and get rejected have talked openly and seriously about marriage with their significant other. I feel that some very serious conversations about marriage should be had before someone just out of the blue proposes. If Op had not talked seriously about marriage with his girlfriend than this is sort of a YDI in my opinion. How else are you to know if your girlfriend even wants to get married or if she's ready to make that commitment with you? Either way, the comment about the food was completely rude and unnecessary and op definitely didn't deserve that. Best of luck op, you'll find the right person, and when you do I think you should have long conversations about getting married beforehand just to be sure.
iamsofuckedupla 19
I'll marry you...
PresidentNorth 16
I'm not sure to be cool with this just because of your username.
cakefete2 31
Screw eHarmony. For dates that lead straight to proposals go with FML.
loloalltheway 23
I'm sorry OP, but everyone is entitled to their own opinions(on the "no to the proposal front") though I can agree that was totally the wrong time to comment on the food... I'm sorry OP, but you will find someone who loves you AND your cooking one day!
cakefete2 31
Whoa! A sensible comment on FML?! The legends are true.