Today, I proposed to my boyfriend. He said yes, but is now sulking because I took away his "manhood". Jeez, sorry I didn't want to wait another 7 years for you to finally do it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I proposed to my boyfriend. He laughed at me and said that proposing is a man's job, not a woman's. FML
Today, after being with my boyfriend for seven years, he finally proposed. To another woman. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. Less than two minutes later, he decided he wasn't ready for the commitment. After I had already said yes. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend because I was tired of waiting for him to propose. It turns out he was going to propose and had the ring and everything, but I fucked it all up. FML
Today, my fiancé told me it was a mistake to propose to me. FML
Today, I proposed to my boyfriend of 13 years. He broke up with me because "Chicks can't propose, that's gay!" FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. Three hours later, he called me to tell me he was kidding. FML
Today, my boyfriend of six years proposed to me. Less than three hours later, he panicked and made me give the ring back. FML
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home drunk. As he got home he asked me to marry him, I was going to say yes until he said, "Oh wait, wrong woman." FML
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Tripartita 45
If all that's required to take away someone's manhood is a proposal, is it really worth having in the first place? Nothing says "I'm secure in my masculinity" like pouting after a woman expresses her desire to spend the rest of her life with you.
Pokefinch27 17
Congratulations though!
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Comments (63)
fannyadams 3
He's sulking because he doesn't want to marry you, and probably wants out of the relationship, but is too much of a wuss to get out of it. You put him on the spot by asking him, and he was too cowardly to say 'no.' That's why he's angry. If he loved you he wouldn't wait 7 years to ask anyway.
BrotherPhil 35
OP's boyfriend needs to get over it. My wife didn't so much propose as tell me that we were getting married.
manuwish 9
he accepted your proposal ;) try to be happy op
Saercia 6
OP, are you sure you want to marry a pouty little child? It's 2016, not 1955. If he didn't want to marry you, he could have said no. If he does want to marry you, then he's being a whiny little ass for no reason.
cornyrob 33
Hint fast, hint hard, and hint often!
Wonthebread 20
I love you.
Jinamisu 4
Definitely get rid of him. that guy sounds like hes pretty sexist. My Fiance and i both proposed to each other at separate times because we both wanted to. :)
ForgotAboutDre 9
This reminds me of that one episode of Friends when Phoebe wanted to propose to Mike after his failed proposal and she had to do it thrice, and some guy made fun of Mike because he wasn't man enough to propose to her himself.
XtopherJames 2
I love my girlfriend to death, but I would leave her in a heartbeat if she did this.