Today, I passed out when my blood sugar dropped. Three times. And each time, my roommate, who was right next to me, just let me fall because he liked the way my face looked. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the doctor for a routine check-up. When the nurse took my blood pressure, I passed out, and fell off the table. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend passed out on the floor. Then I passed out, due to anxiety of seeing him passed out. FML
Today, I took a shower and right after I fell asleep on my bed wrapped in my towel. I awoke to find my dad slapping me in the face. He thought I had fainted because I'm a diabetic. FML
Today, I was sitting in the cafeteria with my friends when I suddenly passed out due to my hypoglycemia. When I woke up, I discovered that I was still in the same spot and my friends had abandoned me to go to class. Also, my stuff was stolen. FML
Today, on the bus, my blood sugar level got too low and I passed out. When I came to, the woman next to me was hitting me, saying she needed to get off and that she didn't have time for my, "stupid fucking prank." FML
Today, while at work I passed out due to my blood sugar not being normal. Despite the fact that it took 10 minutes to wake me, no one thought I was in any sort of danger. After the episode, I then got fired for "sleeping on the job." FML
Today, I took a friend home from the hospital. She was on medication that made her drowsy. She fell onto her bed and asked me to help her take off some clothes since she had her winter gear on. She passes out and her roommate walks in and catches me undressing an unconscious girl. FML
Today, while at work, I suddenly went into diabetic shock. As I was nearly passed out on the floor, a customer yelled at me for not getting his coffee in time. FML
Today, I had a low blood sugar attack and almost passed out during class while over Zoom, which my professor then decided to bring attention to by calling me out for "sighing" about the research paper. FML
Today, I was working as a stagehand for one of my college classes. I’m diabetic and can’t go without food for more than a few hours. I was told that if I left early, ate anything backstage, or passed out, I would fail the class. I passed out. FML
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KennKenn 0
Did your butt hurt each time you woke up?
HeavyMetalViking 0
Damn OP, you need to keep a Blood sugar monitor nearby to prevent future incidents. Maybe you can keep it in a black pouch that looks like a change purse.
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nerdsgetmehot 23
I've passed out a few times because of low blood sugar as well, OP. From now on, I would consider keeping some healthy snacks on hand at all time. I had to start keeping snacks in my purse because I get dizzy/weak if I don't eat every 2 to 3 hours.
5t3ff1k4h 47
Really high metabolism?
nerdsgetmehot 23
#117 I suppose so! It didn't start happening until a few years ago. So strange! Do you have a fast metabolism too?
5t3ff1k4h 47
Naw, not a high metabolism at all. I can just look at food and gain weight :P. No one knows why I pass out when I get low blood sugar. They know for sure it's not diabetes, which only leaves me with a few other options for diagnoses. :/ I didn't care enough to get a final diagnosis because I can just maintain my blood sugar by eating every 4 hours or so. Had this problem all my life! This post has made me curious as to what exactly it is, though.
chosha_fml 27
You really need to learn to read the signs better and have some jelly beans on hand you can eat when that's happening. You could really have hurt yourself. Oh and yes, your roommate IS a massive douche.
sparxva 12
Your fault, not your roommate's. It is your job to monitor your blood sugar level and nobody else's.
Hotlanta 5
hahaha ^^ hilarious!! talk about getting owned!
dee0224 3
being diabetic myself, you should have that under control. not to mention, probably should have eaten something after the first time you passed out. i'm thinking you probably deserved letting your head fall in the book. too bad it didn't knock any sense into ya. just sayin.
RapeWhistle 0
How would that make them a creep ?
BeckyBooG 6
haha that's weird... the sane thing happened to me yesterday! I passed out 3 times! Dx
cybermolly10 7
Maybe after the first two times you passed out you should have stayed on the couch. Why were you walking around again?
shawn_11 0
what a cocksucker!!!
Oneinsanelvr 1
Okay, #17, you can't help when your sugar suddenly decides to spike all of a sudden even with constant monitoring. You're the retard here. And your friend is pretty f*cked up for not helping. And OP, if you notice a trend with the spikes, keep candy on you or drink some orange juice. it will give you the instant sugar boost you need.