Today, I passed out when my blood sugar dropped. Three times. And each time, my roommate, who was right next to me, just let me fall because he liked the way my face looked. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the doctor for a routine check-up. When the nurse took my blood pressure, I passed out, and fell off the table. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend passed out on the floor. Then I passed out, due to anxiety of seeing him passed out. FML
Today, I took a shower and right after I fell asleep on my bed wrapped in my towel. I awoke to find my dad slapping me in the face. He thought I had fainted because I'm a diabetic. FML
Today, I was sitting in the cafeteria with my friends when I suddenly passed out due to my hypoglycemia. When I woke up, I discovered that I was still in the same spot and my friends had abandoned me to go to class. Also, my stuff was stolen. FML
Today, on the bus, my blood sugar level got too low and I passed out. When I came to, the woman next to me was hitting me, saying she needed to get off and that she didn't have time for my, "stupid fucking prank." FML
Today, while at work I passed out due to my blood sugar not being normal. Despite the fact that it took 10 minutes to wake me, no one thought I was in any sort of danger. After the episode, I then got fired for "sleeping on the job." FML
Today, I took a friend home from the hospital. She was on medication that made her drowsy. She fell onto her bed and asked me to help her take off some clothes since she had her winter gear on. She passes out and her roommate walks in and catches me undressing an unconscious girl. FML
Today, while at work, I suddenly went into diabetic shock. As I was nearly passed out on the floor, a customer yelled at me for not getting his coffee in time. FML
Today, I had a low blood sugar attack and almost passed out during class while over Zoom, which my professor then decided to bring attention to by calling me out for "sighing" about the research paper. FML
Today, I was working as a stagehand for one of my college classes. I’m diabetic and can’t go without food for more than a few hours. I was told that if I left early, ate anything backstage, or passed out, I would fail the class. I passed out. FML
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KennKenn 0
Did your butt hurt each time you woke up?
HeavyMetalViking 0
Damn OP, you need to keep a Blood sugar monitor nearby to prevent future incidents. Maybe you can keep it in a black pouch that looks like a change purse.
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Comments (150)
1234567789 0
what a dumbass roomate.. im guessing u got sugar..
tom_es 3
You better change your diet...
zuzupetalsYO 11
eat, stupid.
MissBBGoodGirl 0
As a diabetic whose blood sugar always drops like that, I strongly suggest you keep some snacks near by. Fruit snacks, almonds, raisins, ect are always helpful at first sign of your blood dropping.
BrittyBFMV 0
Did anyone stop to think that perhaps this person has an eating disorder or similar too. we don't have much info to go on here, so we have to at least accept the possibilities. personally I have a heart condition that causes me to lose consciousness if I don't eat enough, but I also have a mental condition that makes me lose my appetite to the point that just the thought of eating makes me feel sick. just saying can't penalize someone when u don't know all the facts.
5t3ff1k4h 47
Op has already posted under the name KoKun.
shamille 5
Duuuude. Bros before hos and lols before 911 calls.
kalbrek009 20
time to take control of yourself & monitor yourself instead of being lazy n blaming the room mate for your stupidity.
Fangtasmagoria 5
why did you expect your roommate to help? are you paying them to be your nurse? most humans are lazy, greedy, and selfish. sooner you learn that, the better.
Based 0
Diabetes is a disease.
xMyazXtr3me 0
I remember reading this FML like 3months ago.