Today, I opened some small cute birthday gifts at my boyfriend's house. As we left to go out, he slipped me a Tiffany box and said he wanted me to open it in private. Flushed and excited, I open it to find a Ziploc bag filled with hair. It was thd mustache I'd been begging him to shave for months. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend took me to dinner and near the end, he pulled out a long, rectangular box. Thinking it was a necklace, I got very excited. It was a wand. FML
Today, I went into hysterics and started crying when my boyfriend pulled out a Tiffany's box at dinner. Then I found out he'd used the old box to make the $15 earrings he bought seem more "special." FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to gift me soap, a razor, and deodorant for my birthday. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling in bed talking about our future wedding coming up. He leaned over seductively to tell me he got a present for me to ‘use’ on our wedding day. It was a pack of breath mints. FML
Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. To surprise her, I told her that I was going away on business, and could not be there on her birthday. When I show up at her house to surprise her with a present and cake, she opens the door in her underwear, beside a man in his boxers. She was surprised. FML
Today, I get to see my boyfriend again after a month. So I decided to shave my pubic hair in the shape of a heart. After my little striptease, he gasped in admiration "Aaaw, Batman sign!" FML
Today, on the way out to buy groceries, my boyfriend asked if I'd like him to buy some of my favourite flowers. Happy with his rare show of affection, I said yes. When he returned, he gave me a bag of our usual brand of flour and laughed hysterically in my face. FML
Today, my boyfriend went into great detail over the Tiffany's jewelry he painstakingly selected for his previous girlfriends on their birthday. I got hand towels. In powder blue. From Target. FML
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Top comments
iSmellNice 2
Well, he finally shaved. You should be happy.
iElite 0
uh didnt u notice it when he gave it to you? i mean surely it wasnt on his face then...
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Comments (146)
bluegoldfish 7
well thats still nice if a bit disappointing, i mean you shouldnt package things deceptively like that...
Gondile 4
... It's a Jersey thing?
mrf07960 0
that's so cute!!!!
underdose 9
soooo? you got what you wanted. stop obsessing about marrage this isnt the 1700's and its embarassing to women
heartbreaker12 0
how is this whiny and annoying? that asshole tricked her into thinking they were gunna get married in a while!! all you people who think this isn't an FML are dicks. not bug ones either.
wsjoop1119 0
He made it to shave it for you. I think that's what he meant to tell you by this...:p
babe7260 30
Too funny!!! & you didn't notice that it was gone before that? Lol
LAMKWHIM 11
So you bitch at him for months to change his appearance and then expect him to want to marry you? It's becuase of people like you that the divorce rate is so high.
TheChelseaSays 34
Well I certainly wouldn't want to open that in public. Sorry that the gift was far from what you expected.
chefd124 5
I think what op should really be worried about is who he gave the jewelry inside to!