Today, I opened my heart to my father-in-law, telling him how he was a very good example for us and how his name would be great for our first born son, he interrupted, saying, "Cut the cheesy crap, now." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at our wedding reception my new father-in-law gave his speech, saying his little girl was too good for me. Everyone, including my parents, agreed. FML
Today, I happily introduced my stepfather to my friends as my dad. He told me, "Don't ever fucking call me that." FML
Today, my father-in-law decided to disown myself and his son, because my husband decided to hyphenate his last name. FML
Today, my boyfriend met my dad for the first time. The first thing he said to him was, "You're an idiot for dating my daughter." FML
Today, my father-in-law announced the name of his new son, my husband's half-brother. The first name and last name is the same as our son, who I gave birth to 4 months ago. FML
Today, I let my step-father know exactly what I thought of him. After a few moments of awkward silence, he leaned towards me and quietly whispered, "Well you're adopted. Your parents never loved you." FML
Today, my dad told me he liked men. While he was making a drunken speech. At my wedding. FML
Today, I had to yet again tell my mother-in-law that I wasn't going to name my unborn baby "Ermintrude" after her late mother. My husband told me to stop being difficult, and that he agrees that it would be nice. FML
Today, my dad seemed moody, so to lift his spirits, I told him I loved him. He just snorted, "You gay or something, boy?" Really mature, dad, really mature. FML
Today, I happily told my parents that my boyfriend proposed to me last night. My dad's response? "Marry that goofy bastard and you're out of the will." FML
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heroforhirex95 17
Someone pissed in his Cheerios
Sebastian2022 22
Don't worry OP, he really appreciates it, but maybe he's too shy to actually share his actual emotions? Good thought, though. :)
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Comments (59)
acuntsicklestick 10
20, Incidentally, I have a dick of a manager named Ricardo.
brandoneyez1 25
So cut the cheesy crap! I named my son after no one not even myself. So stop kissing up.
ItsATwinThing 9
It's not cheesy my younger brother was named after my grandad. No one else in our family is named after anyone, maybe OP likes their father in laws name?
perdix 31
It's nacho day.
perdix 31
Are we aware this story is from Mexico? And their most beloved cheese worldwide us...?
sythe511 28
my kind of man
Axel5238 29
A lot of people consider it sweet, but there are some who don't like the idea to name the child after someone because it seems too nice/sappy. Some prefer that the child not be named after someone even though the intent is good that they don't like the child being named after them for other reasons like they don't like the idea of the kid being called junior or whatever the case might be. He wants the kid to have his own name/identity. Some people do feel that way and while it's a nice gesture he feels like it's too much and probably has other reasons. Talk to him about it, and ask him what the other reasons are.
HKCgrimmjow 15
Richard is my manager, and I do in fact call him dick.
Xotoolyxo 16
It's true, you're too much of an ass kisser
ashjo 12
lmao
KayleeFrye 39
Well, he didn't have to be so abrupt about it, but what's the big deal? Some people just don't like talking about "the cheesy crap." It doesn't mean they don't care, but there's no reason to have a chick flick moment. That stuff makes some people uncomfortable. But he could have been a little less rude sounding.
jeragonm 15
Wait... "Our"... Are you having a kid with him?