Today, I opened my email expecting to see messages from my friends and family wishing me a happy birthday, but there were none. There were Happy Birthday messages from Pizza Hut and Victoria's Secret, however. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it was my birthday. Nobody said anything, not even my Facebook friends, who probably got a notification about it. FML
Today, it was my birthday. None of my family members wished me a happy birthday and neither did the 1,000+ "friends" I have on Facebook either. FML
Today, the only "Happy birthday!" I got was from the cake I bought for myself. FML
Today, it was my birthday. I got ONE birthday greeting: from my bank, telling me they were closing my account. FML
Today, I'm still trying not to cry. Yesterday was by birthday. I got an email from my dad with three words, "Happy Birthday (nickname)". I got a Facebook post from my mother. No card. No phone call. No gift. I have become nothing more than a Facebook friend to my parents. FML
Today, it's my birthday, and my coworkers gave me a $75 gift card to a restaurant chain near my house. Later in the evening, I found out the chain of restaurants abruptly closed. All of them. FML
Today, it's my birthday. The only "happy birthday"s I got were from my mom, her Facebook account, and the Facebook account she made for her cat. FML
Today, the only person to wish me a happy birthday was a survey website. I took their stupid survey out of appreciation. FML
Today, it was my birthday and everyone in the office chipped in to buy me a card, and nothing but a card. It had a pre-written message on it and a space to write "Love, *insert name*" where everyone signed their names. The "Love" was crossed out and replaced with "From". FML
Today, it was my birthday. Normally, the little office I work in throws a big party for every employee on their special day, but nothing was done for me, not even a "Happy Birthday" came my way. I didn't want to be rude, so I stayed silent. They didn't do anything because I was getting laid off. FML
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depechemode 0
You are on a pizza hut mailing list? I think I've found the real fml here.
lolololcheese 0
Happy birthday from random strangers on the internet!
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Comments (126)
erinoty 0
Hah why does pizza hut have your email? On another note, happy birthday!
Jackso_fml 0
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I FORGOT MY PRESENT BUT ILL SEND IT TO U LOL
utdftw 0
was there any adriana lima pics with the victoria's secret?
airon23 0
Happy Birthday
Errrkkellayyy 0
Aww enjoy your birthday anyway!
0 3
You expect too much
KayCeeTea 0
That totally happened to me my last month for my birthday... Not one of my friends remembered.... I know this doesn't come close to making up for it but Happy Birthday!!
lundo 3
so what your saying is you dont have any friends and want us to be your friends? no thanks
Tess_fml 7
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! =D
slimc1000 0
Thats How you know that the companies care for you :D HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!