Today, I opened my email expecting to see messages from my friends and family wishing me a happy birthday, but there were none. There were Happy Birthday messages from Pizza Hut and Victoria's Secret, however. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it was my birthday. Nobody said anything, not even my Facebook friends, who probably got a notification about it. FML
Today, it was my birthday. None of my family members wished me a happy birthday and neither did the 1,000+ "friends" I have on Facebook either. FML
Today, the only "Happy birthday!" I got was from the cake I bought for myself. FML
Today, it was my birthday. I got ONE birthday greeting: from my bank, telling me they were closing my account. FML
Today, I'm still trying not to cry. Yesterday was by birthday. I got an email from my dad with three words, "Happy Birthday (nickname)". I got a Facebook post from my mother. No card. No phone call. No gift. I have become nothing more than a Facebook friend to my parents. FML
Today, it's my birthday, and my coworkers gave me a $75 gift card to a restaurant chain near my house. Later in the evening, I found out the chain of restaurants abruptly closed. All of them. FML
Today, it's my birthday. The only "happy birthday"s I got were from my mom, her Facebook account, and the Facebook account she made for her cat. FML
Today, the only person to wish me a happy birthday was a survey website. I took their stupid survey out of appreciation. FML
Today, it was my birthday and everyone in the office chipped in to buy me a card, and nothing but a card. It had a pre-written message on it and a space to write "Love, *insert name*" where everyone signed their names. The "Love" was crossed out and replaced with "From". FML
Today, it was my birthday. Normally, the little office I work in throws a big party for every employee on their special day, but nothing was done for me, not even a "Happy Birthday" came my way. I didn't want to be rude, so I stayed silent. They didn't do anything because I was getting laid off. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
depechemode 0
You are on a pizza hut mailing list? I think I've found the real fml here.
lolololcheese 0
Happy birthday from random strangers on the internet!
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (126)
Tehalon 0
I had my bday recently and i only got 2 cards; 1 from my ex-gf, a condolence card... and one from a women who i used to chat with when i was 16 (8 years ago) and never met.
sa2723 0
Happy Birthday!!.. It's mine too :)
toolman 0
happy birthday. and now try to find some friends in rl
malveillance 0
:] Happy birthday. It's my 20th birthday today. xD It's really too bad that happened :(
tiltwrestler 0
So apparently, you're a fat **** with no friends. Man, life must suck for you... but uh, happy birthday!!! =)
MangoPuff 0
Happy Birthday, darling! I wish I could give you a gift. T^T
wadafuh 0
At least now you know who your true friends are: Pizza Hut & Victoria Secret Happy birthday :)
danedo 0
Happy birthday! Eat a pizza to drown your sorrows!
Ryan_fultz 0
Happy Birthday You Know you need some new friends
cherrytwiz 0
happy birthday!