Today, I opened my email expecting to see messages from my friends and family wishing me a happy birthday, but there were none. There were Happy Birthday messages from Pizza Hut and Victoria's Secret, however. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it was my birthday. Nobody said anything, not even my Facebook friends, who probably got a notification about it. FML
Today, it was my birthday. None of my family members wished me a happy birthday and neither did the 1,000+ "friends" I have on Facebook either. FML
Today, the only "Happy birthday!" I got was from the cake I bought for myself. FML
Today, it was my birthday. I got ONE birthday greeting: from my bank, telling me they were closing my account. FML
Today, I'm still trying not to cry. Yesterday was by birthday. I got an email from my dad with three words, "Happy Birthday (nickname)". I got a Facebook post from my mother. No card. No phone call. No gift. I have become nothing more than a Facebook friend to my parents. FML
Today, it's my birthday, and my coworkers gave me a $75 gift card to a restaurant chain near my house. Later in the evening, I found out the chain of restaurants abruptly closed. All of them. FML
Today, it's my birthday. The only "happy birthday"s I got were from my mom, her Facebook account, and the Facebook account she made for her cat. FML
Today, the only person to wish me a happy birthday was a survey website. I took their stupid survey out of appreciation. FML
Today, it was my birthday and everyone in the office chipped in to buy me a card, and nothing but a card. It had a pre-written message on it and a space to write "Love, *insert name*" where everyone signed their names. The "Love" was crossed out and replaced with "From". FML
Today, it was my birthday. Normally, the little office I work in throws a big party for every employee on their special day, but nothing was done for me, not even a "Happy Birthday" came my way. I didn't want to be rude, so I stayed silent. They didn't do anything because I was getting laid off. FML
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depechemode 0
You are on a pizza hut mailing list? I think I've found the real fml here.
lolololcheese 0
Happy birthday from random strangers on the internet!
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Comments (126)
kiwwi89 0
well i hope ur a chicky otherwise itd suck about the vicky's secret thing lol
1322q 0
Happy Birthday!! =D
rawrtoopy 0
happy birthday ! =]
ILoveJace01 0
Happy birthday!!! And there goes all your friends' and family's birthday presents. Lol, #18.
Melodyfire 0
happy birthday!!!! go get a pizza and sexy undies
juicyfruit23 0
theres so many peaople on here who are all sad cuz they dont get facebook messages for their birthday. seriously i dont blame all the people that didnt say happy birthday to you cuz instead of checking youre facebook you should be out partying or something with your friends. oh wait you probably dont have any friends
strauny 3
lol yeah maybe if you had any friends then they would write to u, BE A NICER PERSON!!!!!
dante_101 0
Happy Birthday . if there's no one else.. call me, we'll celebrate ^_^ ...
dontcare804 0
I'd like a birthday email from Victoria's Secret.
LuLuHawaii 0
Happy Birthday!!
blackest_eyes13 0
Same here....I got well wishes from Toyota Nation forums and my local Sears.