Today, I noticed that my girlfriend has a deeper voice than I do. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I met a girl who had a deeper voice than I do. FML
Today, my girlfriend yelled at me for breathing too much. FML
Backhanded
Today, I asked my girlfriend what she thought of a certain plus-sized vocalist, to which she replied, "She's gorgeous!" I said, "That's great because you remind me a lot of her." Now she's not talking to me. FML
Today, I found out my girlfriend can do Heath Ledger's "Joker" voice perfectly. I'm not sure if I should be scared or impressed. FML
RUDE!
Today, I sang a romantic song I wrote for my girlfriend. She laughed at my soprano. FML
Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's a lesbian. And that she could only stay with me because I had a "girly face and voice". She also admitted to having a crush on my sister. FML
Today, I realized why I never hear my voice echoing when I sing to my boyfriend on Skype; he just mutes me. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has more armpit hair than me. FML
Double dump
Today, my girlfriend haltingly dumped me over the phone. Faint splashes punctuated her grunting, straining sounds. FML
Top comments
perdix 31
Well, Selena Gomez is kinda butch. Don't worry, Justin, your squeaky high-pitched voice is inexplicably popular, probably because it's slightly less irritating than Rebecca Black's.
non_finisher 9
Girls with deeper voices are usually beautiful...!
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Comments (135)
MeLuvBewbs 7
If you are Justin beiber, then that is normal
Somepplschildren 0
And his name is cary...
JonnyAnonymous 0
As long as she doesn't try to put anything in your butt, I think you'll be ok :)
nubton246 4
Weird to find a post from Justin beiber on such a popular site
lrgenesis 19
OP are you Justin Bieber?
strawberryspacejam 11
is this justin biebers fml?
Eckristen 1
i think you diserve it for having a squeeky voice.
Ssampson1464 0
Life can be a bitch sometimes.
jfarrow9703 11
Tranny???
angrynegro7 16
Release the vise-grip from your nuts.