Today, I nearly had an anxiety attack trying to sneak up on my sister to silly-string her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I had an anxiety attack because I thought I'd lost my anxiety medication. It ended up being on the shelf right where I left it. FML
Today, I saw my friend across campus, and I decided that I wanted to play a trick on her and scare her from behind. Turns out, I scared a complete stranger with really bad panic induced asthma. FML
Today, while trying to explain to my friends what an anxiety attack is like, I had an anxiety attack. FML
Today, I had a anxiety attack about taking my anxiety medicine. FML
Nervous wreck
Today, I was literally startled by my own shadow. I hate having anxiety. FML
Affectionate, huh?
Today, my little sister chased me around the house with a mallet, giggling like a maniac. I ended up having to pin her to the ground, rip the mallet out of her hand and lock her in the bathroom. This isn't the first time. My mom still insists it's perfectly normal. FML
Today, my paranoia got so bad that I had to physically restrain myself from aggressively confronting the kid walking behind me on the sidewalk. FML
It is though
Today, I went to the shops with my little sister. We had to walk through the lingerie section of the store to get to another part. My sister then yelled at the top of her voice, "Stop following me, you freak." I had security escort me out of the store, and got many dirty looks. She thought it was hilarious. FML
Today, I had an anxiety attack just from thinking about appearing on TV and being watched by a real audience. FML
Today, because I thought I was about to have an asthma attack, I had a panic attack. Then, the panic attack caused me to have a real asthma attack. FML
Top comments
WhackTheJackal 22
Thats some serious backfire from something that hasn't even fired yet.
reneetlovesyou 30
I hold that episode close to my heart, but fail to see how it's relevant.
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Comments (57)
hicaduda 8
I have real bad anxiety too, it sucks
khayotickitty 10
Ah so do I, so I kinda sympathise with OP, it's really horrible when the smallest thing sets it off and you're not even sure why.
lasagnanarcotics 14
Xanaxxx helps relaxxx
Taylor22294 24
Xanax also puts you to sleep. And has terrible side of effects
nlm92 15
30 - yeah but Xanax is commonly prescribed for anxiety disorders hence why it was brought up.
Taylor22294 24
Well of course it cures anxiety getting put to sleep will cure about everything
conman531 23
Well, now that I know I'm not alone, I can comfortably say that I'd probably do the same thing due to my anxiety
ooft 8
Karma ;)
zandalee 20
Don't ever take up poker OP.
91hayek 31
Poker? She couldn't even creep up on her without having an attack!
VerbalVenom 16
#25, pretty sure that was #19's point.
91hayek 31
I was trying to work off poker = poke her.
MandyMeow_fml 18
Just one step at a time and remember to breathe, that usually helps me when I get anxiety.
1two3four5six 23
am I the only one who doesn't see how that could cause op a panic attack?
sdroze1389 31
panic/anxiety is a tricky business. people can have varying levels and different triggers for it. lack of control, fear of consequence, unpleasant realizations can all be triggers. in OPs situation I would guess fear of consequence. however there are a bunch of random triggers. I get anxiety being in cars and medical buildings.
SnowFangedBeauty 19
fail
imshadyxo 25
Well, I guess hi-jinks aren't your thing then, huh? :p
jwb8711 13
I don't want to laugh at your misfortune, but this made my day