Today, I moved into my university dorm a week before classes start. Everyone kept giving me weird looks as they watched me move my stuff in. Finally, one of my dorm mates asked me if I knew that school had actually started last week. I didn't. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my father was helping me move into college. When we arrived, the students helping people move in mistook me for one of the parents. I’m 19. FML
Today, I moved into my new college apartment for the next year. A 45 year old guy with a mustache in short shorts and no shirt answers the door. He will be one of my roommates. FML
Today, I moved into university residence, looking forward to finally being able to come out of the closet. I started chatting with the hot guy moving in next door to me. He said I was cool, and he was glad because he was afraid he'd be living next to a gay guy. FML
Today, I started at a new school. It's a pretty great school, but there's only one problem: Everybody thinks I'm a teacher. I'm only a freshman. FML
Today, I began my job as an intern at a high school. I saw one of the students looked very familiar, and I couldn't remember from where. Then I figured it out, I had hooked up with him at a club last week. He's a junior in high school, I'm in my last year of college. FML
Today, I moved into a new apartment. While moving boxes, I ran into my supervisor from work. Guess who lives across the hall. FML
Today, I paid a surprise visit to my parents, after having moved out for university last year. My room had been stripped bare and all the family photos featuring me were missing from the wall. When I asked why, my mom asked me in return why I was asking stupid questions. FML
Today, my landlord started showing my apartment, where I have lived and paid rent for over 2 years, to prospective tenants. I didn't realize that I was moving. FML
Today, I finally got the guts to walk out of class 30 minutes early, only to find that the back door was locked. As I stood there like an idiot trying to get it open, all 200 people in my class turned to laugh. My professor stared at me. I then walked back to my seat, sat down, and unpacked. FML
Today, I had artfully managed to avoid anyone knowing that I was moving into a trailer park. I showed up at the trailer where all my friends, co-workers, and exes were waiting. My parents knew I was feeling down and wanted to throw me a surprise "moving in" party. FML
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A7XfoREVer6 10
Wow that sucks. I hope you'll be able to catch up with your classes
BubbleGrunge 18
Way to make a grand entrance OP! Now, buckle down, you've missed a lot of work!
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Comments (121)
taylor21398 14
And I'm trying to figure out house you got into the university ...
ShannonBitt 29
Did you not notice that no one else was moving in along with you and they were already all moved in?
Kingofbosses 7
This didn't actually happen to me, but I sometimes have nightmares where it does happen to me.
asherm 15
I did that before, a 4 wk summer microbiology class. I was 3 days behind on such a short class. Luckily I found it to be easy and caught up. Good luck OP!
ThatsJustCray 5
just imagine if you didn't decide to go a week "early"
fabforever 10
Pssh ya of course I knew ._.
lrak 6
One of the largest bills you'll have in your life next to a house, and you effed up week one. Responsibility?
Goblin182 27
If you can't keep up with important dates, like when classes actually start, maybe you aren't college material.
cheer21moose 13
I hope your teachers were kind enough to not auto-drop you.