Today, I met up with a guy from a local dating site for coffee. He walked up, looked me over and said "Ummm, no", then walked off. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to a coffee shop to meet an online date. I couldn't spot him, so he eventually came up and introduced himself. It seems his on-line picture must have been taken before I was born. I spluttered "This isn't going to work," and promptly scuttled out. FML
Today, I met a guy in a bar. He was sweet and funny so I asked him out for coffee later. He quickly turned me down, saying that I didn't even meet his first requirement. His first requirement was "looks like a girl." FML
Today, I went on a date. We met in the parking lot of a restaurant. As I approached his car he took one look at me, said "Nope", and drove off. FML
Today, I was on a date with a guy I met online. After 30 minutes, he abruptly stands up and says he has to leave. He practically ran out of Starbucks to get away from me. FML
Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML
Today, I emailed the guy I like to ask him on a coffee date. He responded, declining by telling me he never drinks coffee. We met at Starbucks. FML
Today, a cute guy asked me out for coffee. I like him but didn't want it to be easy, so I said, "Coffee dates are for broke bums, aim a little higher." He said, "Aight I will, peace out" and walked off. FML
Today, I had a date with someone I met online. We agreed to meet at a nice restaurant. I got there early, ordered a drink, and waited. And waited. An hour later, I texted to ask where he was. His response? "I’ve been watching you from my car for the last hour. Decided you’re not my type." FML
Today, I went on a blind date at a local restaurant. When my date walked in, she took one look at me, said "Nope", and walked out. FML
Today, I went on a blind date at a coffee shop. I walked up to who I thought was him, smiled, and said, “Hey! You look even cuter in person!” He looked horrified. It wasn’t my date. My actual date witnessed the whole thing and ghosted me mid-latte. FML
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Top comments
lucyford 0
owned. you didn't... like, exchange photos beforehand? oh, internet dating. what a waste of breathe.
Engineer_Chick 0
Don't most dating sites have a picture of yourself. Was it honest?
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Comments (147)
xO_starstruck_xO 0
aw he wasn't worth your time at all! you guys should've exchanged pictures first if you really liked him.
TrixDisorder 0
**** him!
Bryan_Z 0
that sucks :( pic exchange on msn or something first
cthulhu138 0
I have sat through a date where the woman sent doctored up pictures. I sat, had pleasant conversation, and when she suggested we go to another place after dinner, I just politely told her that I wasn't feeling it, and that I had enjoyed the evening, and wished her well. I walked her to her car, offered a take care of yourself hug, and she tried to stick her tongue down my throat. I made a very unmanly squealing noise, and jumped back a few feet. Thats when I made the "Uhhhhhhh, No" sounds. My present girlfriend of six months, I met her online. She is a real catch, and we would have never met in regular, offline life.
Jaywin 3
#78 That was by far the stupidest comment I have ever read on fmylife.com. Everyone who reads that comment is now dumber for having done so. I award you zero points and may God have mercy on your soul.
chrispy0111 0
Ouch.
effyourlizzife 0
that totally sucks... sorry dude, and #19 is so right haha #90 lol #78 you are retarded.
Billy_Coen 0
yeah... owch... what an ass... -Billy
lilcuti3pi389 0
mark266, #48 you are a ******* dick you british **** get off the internet! and #67 you are a condescending douche bag prick. :) also, it doesnt really matter how many people have gotten married or had successful relatioships the fact is some people are gonna think its a "last resort" kind of thing.. its sometimes viewed as a desperate attempt, thats just the way it is... Lol! but seriously, OP, I'm sorry that happened to you, better luck next time. Keep your head up! :)
crazieeli 0
What a jerk! Your better without someone like him.