Today, I met up with a guy from a local dating site for coffee. He walked up, looked me over and said "Ummm, no", then walked off. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to a coffee shop to meet an online date. I couldn't spot him, so he eventually came up and introduced himself. It seems his on-line picture must have been taken before I was born. I spluttered "This isn't going to work," and promptly scuttled out. FML
Today, I met a guy in a bar. He was sweet and funny so I asked him out for coffee later. He quickly turned me down, saying that I didn't even meet his first requirement. His first requirement was "looks like a girl." FML
Today, I went on a date. We met in the parking lot of a restaurant. As I approached his car he took one look at me, said "Nope", and drove off. FML
Today, I was on a date with a guy I met online. After 30 minutes, he abruptly stands up and says he has to leave. He practically ran out of Starbucks to get away from me. FML
Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML
Today, I emailed the guy I like to ask him on a coffee date. He responded, declining by telling me he never drinks coffee. We met at Starbucks. FML
Today, a cute guy asked me out for coffee. I like him but didn't want it to be easy, so I said, "Coffee dates are for broke bums, aim a little higher." He said, "Aight I will, peace out" and walked off. FML
Today, I had a date with someone I met online. We agreed to meet at a nice restaurant. I got there early, ordered a drink, and waited. And waited. An hour later, I texted to ask where he was. His response? "I’ve been watching you from my car for the last hour. Decided you’re not my type." FML
Today, I went on a blind date at a local restaurant. When my date walked in, she took one look at me, said "Nope", and walked out. FML
Today, I went on a blind date at a coffee shop. I walked up to who I thought was him, smiled, and said, “Hey! You look even cuter in person!” He looked horrified. It wasn’t my date. My actual date witnessed the whole thing and ghosted me mid-latte. FML
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lucyford 0
owned. you didn't... like, exchange photos beforehand? oh, internet dating. what a waste of breathe.
Engineer_Chick 0
Don't most dating sites have a picture of yourself. Was it honest?
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nyledf 1
today, i met up with a girl i met from a local dating site for coffee. i walked up, looked her over, and realized the pictures she sent must have been when she was from high school, which must have been YEARS ago. offended that i have been lied to said "Ummm, no," then walked off. FML.
jewelzgalore 0
omg!
Jman1906 2
EPIC BURN!!!
theodivine 0
#48, you are exactly the reason why people associate such a negative connotation with the British. You're not better than anyone. I'm sorry this happened to you. I have known a lot of people who were successful with online dating and you can do better. People keep accusing you of being dishonest with your pictures, but obviously he was dishonest with his profile by making you think he was a decent person. Good luck next time!
babelini 12
omg! :(
Choochii 0
Happened to me, with a friend of a friend Even though he's seen what i look like.. Pictures and that =s
meggi33 0
wow. he doesn't deserve you if he's that shallow.
heymanwasup 0
you probaly asked him: are u here for a date? and he was just getting some coffee and said "umm no." and walked away then u did to and then ur real date walked in and thought u didnt show up.
vegasflamingo 0
dont worry, karma will bite him back, sooner or later :)
smokey_90 0
its really bad when your stories start with "so i was on NZ dating..." lol. gutted tho