Today, I met up on a blind date. He took a phone call one drink in and said he had to leave because he didn't know it was his buddy's birthday, and they were having a party without him. I offered to split the bill and put out a $20. He got up, unlocked the bicycle behind us and rode off. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a blind date. Not only did his phone go flat before I found him, but we were at totally different bars. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. He took one look at me and said, "Well, we might as well get a drink anyway." FML
Today, my blind date thought the best way to start off is to show up blind drunk. She ended up puking on the table and leaving me to pay. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. As soon as my date saw me walking towards him, he checked his watch and said, "Oops, wrong place." Then walked right past me. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. Not only I had already been on a date with the guy before, we'd also had both forgotten about it until halfway through the dinner. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. My date spent the whole time at the restaurant on his phone and didn't even try to show interest. Thankfully I'll never have to deal with this individual ever again. FML
Today, I went on a blind double date. My date was drunk before I got there. He kept getting my name wrong, and ended up spilling a glass of red wine down the front of my dress. FML
Today, my friends set me up on a blind date. I thought it went well, and while saying our goodbyes, I leaned in to give her a kiss. She pulled way, laughed, "I'm not drunk enough for that," and left. FML
Today, I went on a blind date that my friend set up for me. It was going pretty good, then he said he was going to go out to smoke. Ten minutes went by and he still hadn't come back. I called my friend and she said he doesn't smoke. FML
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astralvagan 20
damn, Lance Armstrong must be broke as hell!
ms31_fml 3
Wait? So if you ride a bike, you are poor? What if he lived nearby? Or his car was in the shop or didn't want to drive? Gold diggers are terrible people. Stop being one.
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Comments (75)
LanceGoodthrust 19
I'm sure that the call was more of a "rescue call," and that the story about the friend's birthday was a ruse.
worldclassrager 41
Blind dates are not usually the way to go...sorry OP...
kalilamb 7
plenty of fish in the sea. :) everyone has a soulmate just depends if you want one or not.
AshleaJstudent 16
Sounds like he just wanted a free meal. You're better off. :)
JaneChemi_fml 21
he left after one drink
RedPillSucks 33
Probably didn't have any place in his tight fitting biker pants for a wallet, or proper manners.
NotoriousLES 14
On the bright side, you only wasted 15 minutes of your life with him. Could have been worse.
saraitkddh 47
she deserves someone better
DanielleinDC 34
Well, at least you found out pretty quickly what a jerk he is. No need to go on a second date with this idiot.
rooneygirl420 13
Lol wow what a moron. Either he's such a douchebag that he doesn't even know his friend's birthday or he's such a douchebag that he couldn't just be honest and say he wasn't interested. Either way, you're better off. I hope you have better luck on your next date
simoncat 11
I hope you heard the whistle of the wind as you dodged that bullet!