Today, I met this guy I really liked at a party. We got chatting and then hit the dance floor. We had a "moment" and I went in to kiss him. He shot forward with his tongue already out. His eyes were open. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to a party where I met an amazing guy. After having great conversation all night and what I thought was a serious connection, I leaned in to kiss him. He screamed, forcefully pushed my face away with his hand, and said he was gay. FML
Today, I finally kissed the guy I really love at a party. He took me outside and immediately vomited. FML
Today, while hanging out with this guy I'm interested in, we turned and made eye contact. We were face to face and I thought he was finally going to kiss me. He decided to lick my face from chin to forehead instead. FML
Today, I finally had an opportunity to flirt with the guy I have a crush on. We danced together all night and everything was going well… too well apparently, because out of nowhere, he kissed my sister, who knew about my crush on him but still kissed him back. FML
Today, I was at a party. The music changed to a slow dance. Everybody grabbed a partner and I was left on the dancefloor alone. Suddenly, this guy walked up to me. I swore that he was going to ask me to dance. He then said, "Could you hold me my drink?" and went to dance with another girl. FML
Today, I went to a party and met a guy who was super charming. We hit it off, and he seemed really into me. After talking for a while, he leaned in for a kiss, and I thought, "This is it!" But instead of a kiss, he just sniffed my hair, then said, "Wow, you smell just like my mom!" FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend of two months, hoping this would be our night of the first kiss. I was so excited when the ball started to drop. When it hit "0", I turned to him, hoping for a kiss, and saw him making out with another girl. He didn't even turn around. FML
Today, I was on a date with a guy I really like. Everything went well, and then he wanted to kiss me. As he leaned towards me, I got slightly panicky and ducked out of the way, causing him to headbutt the car behind me. Now we know why I'm still a virgin. FML
Today, I was hanging out with a guy I like. We climbed a tree to watch the sunset, and as the sun went down, I kissed him. He fell out of the tree. FML
Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML
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siklee 0
How would you know this if your eyes weren't open too?
FBIWarning 0
That guys facial expression must of been priceless!
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Comments (151)
corbekaah 0
agree with #'s 1 , 8 , 10 , & 11. probably a bunch more. thats stupid ? not even a fml.
embarrassingmuch 0
NOT AN FML! ;D Wow youre cool?
MGW501 2
Not an FML at all.
cdonnae 0
hahaha i love this. and guys, stop hating on the moderators-- i just think fml has transformed from actual horrible moments to more comedic, embarassing, and funny moments (with the horrible ones still included). lighten up :)
RenRen_fml 0
Huh? So....he was kissing you with his eyes open? I don't get it :(
fmlroxmysox2470 0
you pick em good
Chubtubdaplaya 0
I don't get it. Kisses involve tongue, and if you saw his eyes open, yours were open too. Maybe his eyes were open because he didn't want to miss your mouth? FYL for being retarded
LilleyWhite 0
not an FML....just find another guy...unless you can't. Then that would be an FML
completeloser 0
What a douche.
resipsahipsta 0
HAHA #110 that's great! I agree not an FML. And to think mine didn't get chosen and the weird kisser guy story did. Not baggin on the moderators...just sayin. I think this is a lot my FML worthy Today, my husband informed me that he had jacked of five times. When I informed him that we hadn't had sex in three weeks he proceeds to have sex with me. It lasted less than a minute, his reason? He had jacked off to much and the real thing felt to good, FML. That is FML worthy cus he came 5 times in one day and I got nothing for three weeks. Just sayin' I might want to call the goofy kisser guy...