Today, I met this guy I really liked at a party. We got chatting and then hit the dance floor. We had a "moment" and I went in to kiss him. He shot forward with his tongue already out. His eyes were open. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to a party where I met an amazing guy. After having great conversation all night and what I thought was a serious connection, I leaned in to kiss him. He screamed, forcefully pushed my face away with his hand, and said he was gay. FML
Today, I finally kissed the guy I really love at a party. He took me outside and immediately vomited. FML
Today, while hanging out with this guy I'm interested in, we turned and made eye contact. We were face to face and I thought he was finally going to kiss me. He decided to lick my face from chin to forehead instead. FML
Today, I finally had an opportunity to flirt with the guy I have a crush on. We danced together all night and everything was going well… too well apparently, because out of nowhere, he kissed my sister, who knew about my crush on him but still kissed him back. FML
Today, I was at a party. The music changed to a slow dance. Everybody grabbed a partner and I was left on the dancefloor alone. Suddenly, this guy walked up to me. I swore that he was going to ask me to dance. He then said, "Could you hold me my drink?" and went to dance with another girl. FML
Today, I went to a party and met a guy who was super charming. We hit it off, and he seemed really into me. After talking for a while, he leaned in for a kiss, and I thought, "This is it!" But instead of a kiss, he just sniffed my hair, then said, "Wow, you smell just like my mom!" FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend of two months, hoping this would be our night of the first kiss. I was so excited when the ball started to drop. When it hit "0", I turned to him, hoping for a kiss, and saw him making out with another girl. He didn't even turn around. FML
Today, I was on a date with a guy I really like. Everything went well, and then he wanted to kiss me. As he leaned towards me, I got slightly panicky and ducked out of the way, causing him to headbutt the car behind me. Now we know why I'm still a virgin. FML
Today, I was hanging out with a guy I like. We climbed a tree to watch the sunset, and as the sun went down, I kissed him. He fell out of the tree. FML
Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML
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Top comments
siklee 0
How would you know this if your eyes weren't open too?
FBIWarning 0
That guys facial expression must of been priceless!
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Comments (151)
ZiggyMorrison 0
YOU GUYS ARE ******* PRICKS Not all fmls have to be morbid and about dying realatives or women who found out there bf is cheating on them thats whats cool about this site the diversity of them some are lighter than others but saying one isnt an fml is retarded she knows her life isnt literally ****** its just a "oh godammnit" moment now shut the **** up
ThatsAli3 0
hmm. i don't get it. i guess he just didn't know what he was doing? Find a better guy and kiss him to get your mind off it = )
i8anfml 0
#1 and everyone who says this is not an fml is right.
ohdamn_fml 2
#94- Yeah, but they still need to be good and entertaining This is neither of those
look_its_me 0
Good point #5 So hes a bad kisser...not the end of the world here
LolCows 0
# 19.. exactly lol... makes me wonder how you know his eyes were open?
missdreamer 0
I just have to say... my boyfriend used to do that not drunk...just to scare me.. :P
WallyTalent 0
I've been reading like 5 pages in a row now and saw way too many FMLs, where I said "This is not worthy enough to be an FML" This I agree is a good one though. I laughed. I don't think you people realize how ridiculous this is and how this girl's night was ruined.
ebbasaur 0
AND, YOUR POINT IS?
dg72592_fml 0
HAHAHAHA like a frog going in for a fly!