Vxale
United States
Today, I met my new dentist. His teeth are worse than mine. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Fox_Undercover
Wareham, United States
Today, my dentist pulled the wrong tooth. FML
Novocain
Australia
Drilling
Today, I went to my new dentist and before he started looking at my teeth, I told him my previous dentist had never found a single thing wrong with my teeth. After looking around, he chuckled humourlessly and called my last dentist idiotic. I now have a $580 bill and a root canal next week. FML
shubididubbitty
Winnipeg, Canada
Today, on my way to the dentist, I got rear ended by my own dentist. FML
Anonymous
Brunswick, United States
Today, I went to my new dentist to get my teeth cleaned. He kept getting distracted, causing him to repeatedly stab me in the gums. He then had the nerve to tell me that I need to brush more, due to how I was bleeding just from his "routine examination". FML
bdogge99
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Seattle, United States
Referral
Today, I was at the dentist's. During my check-up, he recommended a dermatologist. FML
kewlio45
United States
Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML
Anonymous
Canada
No pain, no gain
Today, I went to the dentist to get a cavity filled. The numbing medication didn't work, so I felt everything. I was in so much pain that I accidentally bit down on the dentist's finger, causing him to yell in agony. Now, I have to find a new dentist. FML
Hatim
Sharjah, United Arab Emirates
Strike while the iron is hot
Today, I had an appointment with my dentist to check for cavities. He told me that most of my teeth have cavities, and that I may need a root canal. In fact, I ended up actually getting a painful root canal. FML
black and yellow
Salinas, United States
Today, I went to see my new dentist. He was really cute, so after the checkup I started flirting. He stopped me right after I asked him out, saying, "Being a dentist has its advantages, I can see the girl's mouth before I stick my tongue in it. And in your case, it's a big no." FML
Bethany
United States
Today, I have an orthodontist's appointment, and I told my best friend that I was going to get my teeth fixed. She replied, "Wow, thanks. Your smile's really awful to have to look at." FML
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iTz_Yuo 0
doesn't mean anything. He could still be skilled
PremierWu1 7
Irony at its finest
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sweettpie129 11
Well that's ironic
Scratch241 5
That just means your dentists dentist sucks. He can't fix his own teeth. Besides the normal brushing and stuff..
smexehXredhead0 0
Irony!
cass85 8
OP doesn't have the word space to say whether by "bad teeth" they mean teeth that are simply a bit off-white and slightly crooked but not unhealthy or teeth that are bright and straight but are riddled with gum disease. If its the former, I'd say he has his personal teeth priorities right and would be a better dentist than the latter. That being said, I remember once as I suffered from an ED, being referred to a dietician that was very overweight. Of course I was never going to take anything she said seriously and I think that's what it comes down to; in certain professions, you HAVE to take care of yourself because you are a representation of your profession. Even if you obviously cannot perform complicated dental work on yourself, your teeth are the first things that show the pride and diligence you take in your job. A plastic surgeon, for instance, cannot perform surgery on themselves but I'm not going to pay to have my body altered by someone happy to sport a lopsided boobjob.
shazza26 1
I can't be bothered to read that :)
afulks78 11
Bad sign
flaunt 1
He might have some sort of condition that he cant control, even though he is a professional and all.
foregip 5
That's like the riddle about the two barbers. It's probably a good thing!
tennisrapper1 14
Maybe he just didn't and may still not get good dental care. Not all people can afford it no matter what they do.
sleepRX 16
my dentist's teeth are more yellow than most dentists because he is a holistic dentist and doesn't believe in teeth whitening or bleaching. your dentist may still have healthy teeth just not pretty teeth.
funnymunky46 3
Sounds like my grandpa! He had rotting teeth (literally) but was an excellent dentist.