Vxale
United States
Today, I met my new dentist. His teeth are worse than mine. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Fox_Undercover
Wareham, United States
Today, my dentist pulled the wrong tooth. FML
Novocain
Australia
Drilling
Today, I went to my new dentist and before he started looking at my teeth, I told him my previous dentist had never found a single thing wrong with my teeth. After looking around, he chuckled humourlessly and called my last dentist idiotic. I now have a $580 bill and a root canal next week. FML
shubididubbitty
Winnipeg, Canada
Today, on my way to the dentist, I got rear ended by my own dentist. FML
Anonymous
Brunswick, United States
Today, I went to my new dentist to get my teeth cleaned. He kept getting distracted, causing him to repeatedly stab me in the gums. He then had the nerve to tell me that I need to brush more, due to how I was bleeding just from his "routine examination". FML
bdogge99
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Seattle, United States
Referral
Today, I was at the dentist's. During my check-up, he recommended a dermatologist. FML
kewlio45
United States
Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML
Anonymous
Canada
No pain, no gain
Today, I went to the dentist to get a cavity filled. The numbing medication didn't work, so I felt everything. I was in so much pain that I accidentally bit down on the dentist's finger, causing him to yell in agony. Now, I have to find a new dentist. FML
Hatim
Sharjah, United Arab Emirates
Strike while the iron is hot
Today, I had an appointment with my dentist to check for cavities. He told me that most of my teeth have cavities, and that I may need a root canal. In fact, I ended up actually getting a painful root canal. FML
black and yellow
Salinas, United States
Today, I went to see my new dentist. He was really cute, so after the checkup I started flirting. He stopped me right after I asked him out, saying, "Being a dentist has its advantages, I can see the girl's mouth before I stick my tongue in it. And in your case, it's a big no." FML
Bethany
United States
Today, I have an orthodontist's appointment, and I told my best friend that I was going to get my teeth fixed. She replied, "Wow, thanks. Your smile's really awful to have to look at." FML
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iTz_Yuo 0
doesn't mean anything. He could still be skilled
PremierWu1 7
Irony at its finest
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Ray_of_midnight 23
This reminds me of an old riddle/logic puzzle: There are two barbers in a town. One has a bad haircut, the other has a really nice haircut. Which barber do you go to? Think about it. You go to the one with the bad haircut--because he's the guy who gave the other barber the *good* haircut. The barber with the good haircut, gave a haircut to the other barber who has a bad haircut. So it is with this dentist.
tingway 4
please refer your dentist to another dentist
newmandotcom 6
That just means HIS dentist sucks
happymik22 5
May be that's why he wanted to be dentist haha
girleegirl 0
Switch!
shazza26 1
Arent I sexy ;)
robert76 5
Well, it's not like he can work on his own teeth or anything!
AddyKaye 1
It's just because he can't work on his own teeth ;)
slicklol 7
Well I've had appointments with Nutriotionists who were fat, that doesn't mean they did not acknowledge they weren't complying with what they knew, but rather they weren't strong enough to follow the advice they gave people. It's like having a smoker telling you you shouldn't smoke... Same thing with the dentist, he might just be very unlucky and have terrible teeth from birth or just doesn't give a crap...
mhnilo88 0
Not like he can fix his own teeth tho... It's like the riddle of the two barbers, you can chose go to one and one barber has really bad hair and the others looks really good, you want to go to the one with really bad hair because he did the guys that looks good.