Today, I met a nice girl and decided to ask her out. Later on she showed me a picture of her with her family, she was wearing red and everyone else black. I said jokingly "you look like the adopted child" only to find out that her had parents died and she was indeed adopted. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I met this girl who's perfect. Turns out, since I'm adopted, she might be my sister. FML
Today, my mom dropped me off at a friend's house. Upon leaving, my friend's mom said how much I looked like my mother. My mother then replied, "That's funny, she was adopted." This was the first I'd heard of this. FML
Today, I learned I was adopted and that my parents had died in a car accident when I was really young. My girlfriend was sitting next to me when I got the news, and several hours later broke up with me in a text stating, "I don't want to be with someone who doesn't have real parents." FML
Today, I asked out a girl that I've liked for a while. She thought I was joking and laughed, saying, "No. Have you met yourself?" FML
Today, a guy in my class was talking about himself. He started his story with, "When I was little, I was a ginger." I replied without thinking, "Is that why you got put up for adoption?" Him being adopted was the actual story he wanted to tell. FML
Today, my mom told me that she had great news: we were going to meet my biological parents. I didn't know I was adopted. FML
Today, I met and asked a cute girl out on a date. We decided to meet at a fancy restaurant downtown. When I got there I saw her sitting with what turned out to be her parents. They made a huge scene, calling me a pedophile and a low-life. Apparently, the girl was 16 years-old. I'm 25. FML
Today, I went on a short date with a new girl in the office, who everyone thought was a tad bit odd. Also today, she showed me the names of our future children. FML
Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML
Today, I went to meet the girl I'd been talking to online for a while, and fallen in love with. When I arrived at her house, my brother answered the door and took a picture of my shocked face. He and his girlfriend had planned the entire thing because I'm apparently the most gullible member of the family. FML
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airbornerose 0
People are too sensitive.
myhairynutsack 0
Enough adopted FML's already. Being adopted is a blessing, the greatest gift anyone can get in that situation.
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simplymad_xx 0
That's just coldhearted. Life isn't that bad-- not for anyone. The worse off people's situations are, the stronger and more sympathetic they seem to be. People who go through alot of bad shit tend to appreciate the GOOD shit alot more than people who've never had to deal with something worse than a "broken nail" or whatever.
DameGreyWulf 1
May be a bit cold, but still, you wouldn't even know you'd be missing anything. Kind of liiiike.... Ah, a friend of mine said intepretation of "Heaven" was a place of eternal bliss where you forgot everything. Ever. Sounds harsh, but you wouldn't even realize you had forgotten anything. All you knew was contentment. How can you say it's bad or good when you don't even know? While not existing is a little different than an afterlife (where the idea is that you continue to exist, just not physically), you still wouldn't even be aware there was something to have (life) in the first place so... not exactly a lose situation. May not be a win, but still definitely not a lose.
xXSmilezXX 7
I'm adopted 2 :( don't make fun
Widow_Maker 1
thank god, because you don't deserve her.
Johdy 0
can you do me a favor? SHUT THE **** UP! stop being so ******* anal about ******* comments... Jesus...
totalkaos 3
insert foot in mouth
Hootie_95 0
You couldn't have known that. It wasn't your fault you made a joke. People think I'm adopted. People would say to my mom, "Oh I didn't know you did babysitting." She'd just look at them and say um no dumb ass she's mine.
OFF1C3RSLAT3R 4
Well..that was expected.