Today, I met a nice girl and decided to ask her out. Later on she showed me a picture of her with her family, she was wearing red and everyone else black. I said jokingly "you look like the adopted child" only to find out that her had parents died and she was indeed adopted. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I met this girl who's perfect. Turns out, since I'm adopted, she might be my sister. FML
Today, my mom dropped me off at a friend's house. Upon leaving, my friend's mom said how much I looked like my mother. My mother then replied, "That's funny, she was adopted." This was the first I'd heard of this. FML
Today, I learned I was adopted and that my parents had died in a car accident when I was really young. My girlfriend was sitting next to me when I got the news, and several hours later broke up with me in a text stating, "I don't want to be with someone who doesn't have real parents." FML
Today, I asked out a girl that I've liked for a while. She thought I was joking and laughed, saying, "No. Have you met yourself?" FML
Today, a guy in my class was talking about himself. He started his story with, "When I was little, I was a ginger." I replied without thinking, "Is that why you got put up for adoption?" Him being adopted was the actual story he wanted to tell. FML
Today, my mom told me that she had great news: we were going to meet my biological parents. I didn't know I was adopted. FML
Today, I met and asked a cute girl out on a date. We decided to meet at a fancy restaurant downtown. When I got there I saw her sitting with what turned out to be her parents. They made a huge scene, calling me a pedophile and a low-life. Apparently, the girl was 16 years-old. I'm 25. FML
Today, I went on a short date with a new girl in the office, who everyone thought was a tad bit odd. Also today, she showed me the names of our future children. FML
Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML
Today, I went to meet the girl I'd been talking to online for a while, and fallen in love with. When I arrived at her house, my brother answered the door and took a picture of my shocked face. He and his girlfriend had planned the entire thing because I'm apparently the most gullible member of the family. FML
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airbornerose 0
People are too sensitive.
myhairynutsack 0
Enough adopted FML's already. Being adopted is a blessing, the greatest gift anyone can get in that situation.
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Comments (55)
lolwatlol 0
What does her being adopted got to do with dressing in red during a funeral?
_THE_MASTER_ 0
fail
the_stereotype 0
but what kind of messed up family dresses up in the same color except the adopted kid. that girl's family is just weird.
mixedlollies 0
#13, he never said the picture was taken at the funeral...
catmand0nt 0
I like this one for the fact that he asked her out after one day as opposed to 'being in love with her for the past 2 years' etc.
Emma_91 0
How was he supposed to know? Then again, those type of jokes usually aren't very funny either.
canucksrule88 0
agreed it was a really funny joke
bosshaug 0
**** shit ass bitch *****
bosshaug 0
LOL is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ******* old People that use it need to get a grip on reality and drag their head out of there ass and catch up with everyone in 2009 Please
playfuldesk 0
Bosshaug shut the **** up. I'm sure people really laugh out loud when they read this stuff
bosshaug 0
Well smarty you automatically assume I'm talking about comments Check the names..... What do you see?
playfuldesk 0
Shut up anders. Alex is cooler than u