Today, I married the love of my life. I was ecstatic until the wedding reception, where my new husband got drunk and started crying about how he'd been "forced" into marrying me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got married to the man I love even though my whole family told me not to marry him. He got into a drunken fight at our wedding and is now in jail. He apparently won't be getting out any time soon due to charges I didn't know about. FML
Today, I married the man of my dreams. While I was being driven to our wedding reception, I checked my Facebook. My husband had just updated his status to "Me and the bitch just got hitched." FML
Today, I got married. During the reception my husband got drunk and told 200+ people that we met at a dingy bar and that we "totally banged" all night. I don't know what's worse, the fact he embarrassed me in front of everyone I know, or if it was that that was not how we met. Not even close. FML
Today, my husband came home drunk off his ass at 2am. He started crying on my shoulder because he couldn't go home with some beautiful woman who hit on him, because sadly for him, he's married to me. FML
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
Today, I went to my fiance's cousin's wedding with him. I got drunk and danced like a stripper in front of his entire extended family, who I'd just met that day. FML
Today, I got married to the love of my life, with whom I've been with for 5 years. It's also one of the 3 times a year where he's got so drunk that, instead of puking in the bed like last time, he puked all over the side of my car while I was driving us home. FML
Today, I married the woman I love. I wasn't the groom, I was the minister. FML
Today, I married my best friend in the whole world at a small romantic venue. By that I mean I married my actual best mate while completely hammered at a drive-through wedding chapel. My fiancée is gonna kill me when she finds out. FML
Today, at my wedding, my husband's drunk friend admitted that the only reason my husband and I started dating was because he was dared. FML
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mea_iloveskiing 26
This makes me sad.
Vagitarian1 10
That blows. People tend to reveal their true feeling when hammered. Not a good start but maybe it's just his fears coming out. He may learn to love married life.
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Comments (90)
Schiffy 18
I'm gonna take a shot in the dark and say that was the booze talking
polsen4273 8
Maybe women should stop trying to force guys into marriage. I'm not sure if she is sorry she forced him into marriage, or sorry that he gets honest when drunk.
Crazynocatlady 22
Well at least now you get half his shit in the divorce.
dzhonatan 14
That really sucks to hear that OP. Sorry :/ It seems so surprising a grown adult said he was forced into making one of the most important decisions of his life. I'm guessing that was the alcohol talking.
duuuh1 11
Spending the wedding night on the couch... But really, if you two want to call it off don't send in your license, just rip it up.
FlyingPie 17
Forced, by whom? And how does someone get forced into marrying someone? Did someone put a gun to his head? I think more details are needed.
buttcramp 21
my husband can be a dick when he's drunk too, so I feel your pain OP. when he is sober, calmly give him a recap of this in case he doesn't remember and tell him how it made you feel and then ask him what he thinks he needs to do to prevent it from happening again. take it from there.
Ksweety_fml 27
Wow.. that's not good.
Gradask 10
Sit down with him, when he is sober and ask him why he is afraid of speaking to you and why he feel forced. Communication is the biggest key to a long lasting marriage so he needs to learn how to talk and you how to listen. Yes, it will be hard to trust him now or even love him and it wont work if he feel forced. I didnt know my ex husband only married me because he had too, no kids involved, he just felt had to not by love or anything sum such. It was a horrible marriage. I found out the truth when I divorced him and found his diary from that year. He never loved me, he only wanted a maid and some one to ****.
TheRoyalBattler 5
The force is strong in her! Jedi mind trick?