Today, I married the love of my life. I was ecstatic until the wedding reception, where my new husband got drunk and started crying about how he'd been "forced" into marrying me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got married to the man I love even though my whole family told me not to marry him. He got into a drunken fight at our wedding and is now in jail. He apparently won't be getting out any time soon due to charges I didn't know about. FML
Today, I married the man of my dreams. While I was being driven to our wedding reception, I checked my Facebook. My husband had just updated his status to "Me and the bitch just got hitched." FML
Today, I got married. During the reception my husband got drunk and told 200+ people that we met at a dingy bar and that we "totally banged" all night. I don't know what's worse, the fact he embarrassed me in front of everyone I know, or if it was that that was not how we met. Not even close. FML
Today, my husband came home drunk off his ass at 2am. He started crying on my shoulder because he couldn't go home with some beautiful woman who hit on him, because sadly for him, he's married to me. FML
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
Today, I went to my fiance's cousin's wedding with him. I got drunk and danced like a stripper in front of his entire extended family, who I'd just met that day. FML
Today, I got married to the love of my life, with whom I've been with for 5 years. It's also one of the 3 times a year where he's got so drunk that, instead of puking in the bed like last time, he puked all over the side of my car while I was driving us home. FML
Today, I married the woman I love. I wasn't the groom, I was the minister. FML
Today, I married my best friend in the whole world at a small romantic venue. By that I mean I married my actual best mate while completely hammered at a drive-through wedding chapel. My fiancée is gonna kill me when she finds out. FML
Today, at my wedding, my husband's drunk friend admitted that the only reason my husband and I started dating was because he was dared. FML
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mea_iloveskiing 26
This makes me sad.
Vagitarian1 10
That blows. People tend to reveal their true feeling when hammered. Not a good start but maybe it's just his fears coming out. He may learn to love married life.
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Comments (90)
infinitegrace 21
That really sucks. I'm sorry OP, hopefully he was past even drunk truth and was just babbling about his surroundings. Good luck.
DanielleinDC 34
I hate to suggest divorce or annulment when something goes wrong in a relationship, but when your husband claims on his wedding day that he was "forced" to marry you, that's a seriously bad sign.
audreyfml1994 15
But she will.
AloysiusWeasley 15
That. It's annulment time OP - it'll save you a lot of heartbreak down the road. Your hopefully soon ex-husband is a shitbag.
imchacon22 19
Pretty sure you can get it annulled
usernamepurp 8
I'm sure he loves you
0ss 12
He could still just be soaking in the reality of it. Hopefully its the booze talking and hes not having coldfeet after the fact.
pbnjrox 10
Saddest FML ever. Im so sorry. :(
dachayke 16
Brace yourself. "I hope you mean ex-husband" comments are coming.
Xotoolyxo 16
Wait till he sobers up and have a talk with him
PipingMouse 14
Did you sign the marriage certificate yet? Please say no!
xerbrus 14
they usually do that at the wedding this happened at the reception
Witchylady 18
What a douch!