Today, I managed to have 17 different nosebleeds throughout the most important job interview of my life. I managed to bleed all over my own suit, my résumé, the carpet, and the corridor leading to the bathroom. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got so nervous that I actually peed my pants during a job interview. FML
Today, I went to my first job interview in months. Just minutes in, a sudden huge, uncontrollable sneeze overcame me. A wad of snot flew out onto my shirt, which I didn't even notice until the visibly disgusted interviewer pointed it out. FML
Today, I had a nosebleed at work after having recent surgery. As I was walking to the bathroom, I tripped and fell, sending blood splattering everywhere. My manager, who was walking by, looked at me and said, “You’re really committed to the bit.” I was too embarrassed to respond. FML
Today, I went to a very important job interview. I was so nervous that I passed out right in front of the interviewer's desk. FML
Today, I had an admissions interview at my dream college. I spent hours practicing questions and picking the perfect outfit. It was not until after the interview that I realized I'd scratched a pimple while waiting, and my forehead had been smeared with blood the entire time. FML
Today, I shat myself during a job interview. FML
Today, I drooled on myself during a job interview and was immediately dismissed. This isn’t the first time it’s happened. FML
Today, while getting ready for a job interview, I sneezed while brushing my teeth, splattering toothpaste everywhere and ruining my brand new dress. FML
Today, I had an interview for a job I’ve dreamt about. I sat down in the lobby and spilled coffee on my crotch. I tried to dry it in the toilet, which made it look like I’d pissed myself. When I entered his office, the HR guy glanced down and said, “Long morning?” I panicked and replied, “No, just excited to be here.” FML
Today, I went for a job interview, under the impression that I had taken my allergy medication, and had a sneezing fit. Each sneeze seemed to get louder, and every time I blew my nose, it set the sneezing off again. By the end, the entire interview panel was staring at me in disbelief. FML
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ABlindMan 17
Ouch, that really sucks OP. I'm sure they'll understand though, it's not like you purposefully got a nose bleed.
Skinyrd 17
That's bloody unpleasant, mate
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Comments (54)
hotcheetos25 6
At least someone didn't stick their finger in your mouth on the way back.
ViviMage 40
You may need blood pressure meds.... High pressure can burst the lining in your nose. This can happen when stressed. I'd be careful.
nena_kievu 15
Hope you got the job OP!! ? never give up!!! I'm sure they understood the situation.
LFkBear 6
I'd hire you just for toughing it out
MadJessTic 29
At least you didn't bleed on your potential boss!
caggybandicoot 34
Your capillaries are plotting against you! On a serious note, I hope that the nosebleeds haven't affected your chances. It's hardly your fault. Good on your for toughing it out.
Whisk3y_fml 10
Dont Give up Bro ! All the best for the future
GeeThatSucks 9
You should have Tyler Durden'd it and gotten a swanky office to boot
travidebla 8
Blood, sweat and tears? If you finished the interview that's real dedication. Sound like a mess though. :(
ImGoth 15
I think you may need to see a doctor