Today, I managed to have 17 different nosebleeds throughout the most important job interview of my life. I managed to bleed all over my own suit, my résumé, the carpet, and the corridor leading to the bathroom. FML
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Today, I got so nervous that I actually peed my pants during a job interview. FML
Today, I went to my first job interview in months. Just minutes in, a sudden huge, uncontrollable sneeze overcame me. A wad of snot flew out onto my shirt, which I didn't even notice until the visibly disgusted interviewer pointed it out. FML
Today, I had a nosebleed at work after having recent surgery. As I was walking to the bathroom, I tripped and fell, sending blood splattering everywhere. My manager, who was walking by, looked at me and said, “You’re really committed to the bit.” I was too embarrassed to respond. FML
Today, I went to a very important job interview. I was so nervous that I passed out right in front of the interviewer's desk. FML
Today, I had an admissions interview at my dream college. I spent hours practicing questions and picking the perfect outfit. It was not until after the interview that I realized I'd scratched a pimple while waiting, and my forehead had been smeared with blood the entire time. FML
Today, I shat myself during a job interview. FML
Today, I drooled on myself during a job interview and was immediately dismissed. This isn’t the first time it’s happened. FML
Today, while getting ready for a job interview, I sneezed while brushing my teeth, splattering toothpaste everywhere and ruining my brand new dress. FML
Today, I had an interview for a job I’ve dreamt about. I sat down in the lobby and spilled coffee on my crotch. I tried to dry it in the toilet, which made it look like I’d pissed myself. When I entered his office, the HR guy glanced down and said, “Long morning?” I panicked and replied, “No, just excited to be here.” FML
Today, I went for a job interview, under the impression that I had taken my allergy medication, and had a sneezing fit. Each sneeze seemed to get louder, and every time I blew my nose, it set the sneezing off again. By the end, the entire interview panel was staring at me in disbelief. FML
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Top comments
ABlindMan 17
Ouch, that really sucks OP. I'm sure they'll understand though, it's not like you purposefully got a nose bleed.
Skinyrd 17
That's bloody unpleasant, mate
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Comments (54)
Tannasgh 22
Too bad you weren't applying at a blood bank...
clair_brodie 35
At any point did you consider the emergency room?
turdwrangler 18
I've gotten random nosebleeds before but never that often.
PaulieXP 16
Master Roshi why are you looking for a job?
Tomryan279 10
I didn't realize you had to donate blood during a job interview.
vikky538 29
Let the true blood flow in your career! Sorry OP. I feel ya. I had that problem before.
danman27 15
Maybe you should bring a napkin with you, and just play it off like you're blowing your nose
thelazytree9 16
Lay off the blow
Miss_Loki 4
Did you get the job though?!
KxHoneyCombxP 24
Wow. This is the realist FML. I totally feel you.