Today, I made a cup of tea at work. Whilst talking to a workmate, I took a sip of the tea, which I had forgotten was boiling hot, and laughed at the same time, causing it to come out of my nose. I have blistered my whole mouth and even burnt my nostrils. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I spilt a very hot cup of tea all over a burn I got yesterday from spilling a very hot cup of tea. FML
Today, after the most stressful two weeks of my life, I finally found a few minutes to sit down with a relaxing cup of tea. I went to take a sip, sneezed, smashed the mug into my nose, and dumped scalding hot tea all over my face and cleavage. FML
Today, I popped something straight out of the oven into my mouth. It burned my tongue instantly, but instead of spitting it out, I swallowed. I felt it burning all the way down. Now I can’t eat solid food or drink hot drinks. FML
Today, while cooking, I managed to burn my finger. I quickly turned the tap on and ran my finger under cold water, but apparently someone had just used the hot tap, because boiling water flooded out onto my nicely scalded finger. FML
Today, as I was trying to remove my lunch from the hot oven tray, my finger brushed against the metal for a moment, and I instinctively put it in my mouth. I burnt my tongue, on my finger. I didn't realize that was possible. FML
Today, I was making some tea for my colleagues when I accidentally dropped the tea bag into my cup of coffee. I thought, "Why not?" and took a sip. It tasted like a caffeinated botanical disaster, and the whole office got to enjoy me retch for 10 minutes. FML
Today, I have a cold. Trying to clear out my stuffy nose, I tried putting mouthwash in my nose. Thinking it was an awesome idea, I put some more in. I then starting screaming in pain due to the extreme burning in my nostrils. FML
Today, I went to take a drink from my water bottle while sitting in a quiet office with 5 coworkers. I squeezed too hard, sending a jet of water straight into my nose. My coworkers now think I need a sippy cup. FML
Today, I was walking out of Starbucks when I sneezed, causing coffee to burn my nose. I screamed, dropped it, and sent scorching coffee all over my legs, while dropping everything else I was holding. FML
Today, I got burned, all because the toaster scared me while I was holding a pot of boiling water. FML
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t3hpwnz4rz 4
My comment was a fail I'm gonna go ahead and apologize right now.
Nikki_ASW 0
I can't even imagine that pain. I wonder how bad it hurts to sneeze...
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Comments (139)
BahahahLOL 0
I'm guessing like tea
cpbrown 0
SOrrY!
flyboy96 0
I've done that, hurts like the devil. I feel your pain.
plataapusss 0
ya made me Lol haha
borntoperform 14
dang that was awesome!
Haydenob 0
show off. little loser
Haydenob 0
hahaha that hilarious dude you're a riot!!
ElizaDoe 0
that must really hurt :(
SteelCladAngel 0
oh ****! that is definitely a fyl lol my husband once took a big heaping bite of a spinach artichoke dip while it was still bubbling....after I said 'it's still bubbling, don't eat it yet!' the whole roof of his mouth was a giant blister and leaked nasty pus down the back of his throat for almost 2 weeks
Texast 0
that's nasty. we don't want to hear that crap.
LoneStarTexan 6
Thaaaattsss Naaaasstyyy (Clevland voice)
chefinheels88 5
That's what you get for saying "whilst"
chefinheels88 5
That's what you get for saying "whilst."
kasumii 1
OP is from China give him/her a break. And they are taught British English.