Today, I made a cup of tea at work. Whilst talking to a workmate, I took a sip of the tea, which I had forgotten was boiling hot, and laughed at the same time, causing it to come out of my nose. I have blistered my whole mouth and even burnt my nostrils. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I spilt a very hot cup of tea all over a burn I got yesterday from spilling a very hot cup of tea. FML
Today, after the most stressful two weeks of my life, I finally found a few minutes to sit down with a relaxing cup of tea. I went to take a sip, sneezed, smashed the mug into my nose, and dumped scalding hot tea all over my face and cleavage. FML
Today, I popped something straight out of the oven into my mouth. It burned my tongue instantly, but instead of spitting it out, I swallowed. I felt it burning all the way down. Now I can’t eat solid food or drink hot drinks. FML
Today, while cooking, I managed to burn my finger. I quickly turned the tap on and ran my finger under cold water, but apparently someone had just used the hot tap, because boiling water flooded out onto my nicely scalded finger. FML
Today, as I was trying to remove my lunch from the hot oven tray, my finger brushed against the metal for a moment, and I instinctively put it in my mouth. I burnt my tongue, on my finger. I didn't realize that was possible. FML
Today, I was making some tea for my colleagues when I accidentally dropped the tea bag into my cup of coffee. I thought, "Why not?" and took a sip. It tasted like a caffeinated botanical disaster, and the whole office got to enjoy me retch for 10 minutes. FML
Today, I have a cold. Trying to clear out my stuffy nose, I tried putting mouthwash in my nose. Thinking it was an awesome idea, I put some more in. I then starting screaming in pain due to the extreme burning in my nostrils. FML
Today, I went to take a drink from my water bottle while sitting in a quiet office with 5 coworkers. I squeezed too hard, sending a jet of water straight into my nose. My coworkers now think I need a sippy cup. FML
Today, I was walking out of Starbucks when I sneezed, causing coffee to burn my nose. I screamed, dropped it, and sent scorching coffee all over my legs, while dropping everything else I was holding. FML
Today, I got burned, all because the toaster scared me while I was holding a pot of boiling water. FML
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t3hpwnz4rz 4
My comment was a fail I'm gonna go ahead and apologize right now.
Nikki_ASW 0
I can't even imagine that pain. I wonder how bad it hurts to sneeze...
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Comments (139)
OhLohd111 11
hope you are still able to smell fine when it heals...
s3xymoma 1
dam that must suck bad!!
pieintheface 0
what a boss
saIty 17
Was it Chuck Norris jokes? Those are freaking hilarious.
jklol11 0
hahahaha ikr!!!
SluggerJ 7
that's one way to clean your nose just burn it lol
xmidnightxlonerx 12
off topic but how do u message people. and btw OP tht sucks
CateXOX 0
You can't on an iPod or iPhone, if that's what you're on.
xmidnightxlonerx 12
y not on the iphone thts fukin gay
illmatic2 16
You can if you open Safari.
RyanMacVey 17
smart move :L
xmidnightxlonerx 12
how do i message a person on here. btw OP tht does suck
benderbot19 0
you have to first answer a riddle
RyanMacVey 17
you can go into messages and type their username or click on the link under their comment that says 'send a private message'
benderbot19 0
gayboii, why wouldn't you just bust in here and ruin my fun? should have expected it.
RyanMacVey 17
im sorry... ima **** up no wonder people hate me ):
benderbot19 0
don't get all emo on me dude, I only hate like 2 people and I knew them quite personally. I don't even know you.
xmidnightxlonerx 12
i'll still answeryour riddle
xmidnightxlonerx 12
can i do it with y ipod 4
jess6blondie9 3
Yes, you can.
xmidnightxlonerx 12
how its not working
SwaggerMelon 6
You can't do it with the app. You have to accually go to the website.
benderbot19 0
oh nose!
ImTotallyAsian 0
Ouchh