Jack Shart Jr.
United States
Today, I'm so out of shape that I got winded from getting out of bed. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Out of shape
United States
Out of shape
Today, I got extremely winded from adjusting my blanket. What a workout. FML
Anonymous
Couch potato
Today, I'm so out of shape that my arm ached after lifting chips out of a Lays bag. FML
Endrit Begolli
Albania
Take it easy
Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. I was so out of shape that I couldn't even finish my warm-up. FML
Anonymous
Sydney, Australia
Today, I'm so out of shape, I started wheezing on my way to check my mailbox. Not my physical mailbox, either; my email inbox on the phone I'd left on the table at the bottom of the stairs. FML
Anonymous
Today, like every day for the past year or so, I went for a walk. And like every time I go for a walk, I got severely winded halfway through. I have no medical issues like asthma, I’m just out of shape. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I realised just how grossly out of shape I am, when I started violently sweating, felt light-headed, and almost blacked out. All this from helping my sister shift a sofa from the move-in truck to her living room. FML
Anonymous
Health is overrated
Today, trying to get into shape because I run out of breath after walking more than 30 minutes, I started to hit the gym. Too bad my legs didn’t want to cooperate and decided that it would cause limping-worthy pain for every step I took on the treadmill. FML
Anonymous
Los Angeles, United States
No more!
Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. On my way home, my legs gave out halfway up the stairs to my apartment, and I had to awkwardly sit there until I could crawl the rest of the way up. FML
Out of Shape
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Egypt
Knackered and shattered
Today, I decided to start exercising. I almost passed out five minutes into the warm up, and couldn't even stand in the shower afterwards. I'm only 21. FML
You knock me off my feet
United States
Cartoonish
Today, it's so windy, I actually fell over and nearly flew into the street the moment I walked outside. FML
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panicsdisaster 17
at least you're getting out of bed. that's a start.
jakers8424 18
Running out of breath counts as exercise.
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Comments (60)
nevereyes 31
YDI, how/why did you even let yourself become so unhealthy. Get off your ass and look after your body.
Ichiya 29
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Some people like their weight even if medically it isn't healthy. Why is it ok to shame fat people but not people who get tattoos/piercings. Its their body they can do with it as they please so shut the **** up about how horrible it is.
LoneWolf2879 20
The difference is, you won't die from piercings, but you can die from being overweight, so yeah, it is horrible.
alexlots 20
The struggle is real
euphoricness 28
This sounds more like a morbidly obese problem, not an out of shape problem. I'd start with dieting with the progress of moderate exercise
blackonblight 33
Or a problem with the lungs. Or a general lack of energy. Or chronic pain.
vikky538 29
Time to start working out...
Miss_Chevious 37
You don't say?
worldclassrager 41
Do you sleep on a loft? A long way down...
VideoGameGangsta 5
and now I don't feel so out of shape anymore. So thanks for that.
EarlFug 19
Sorry if this is long but trying to be actually helpful. I read something recently about self-improvement where it's best to set your goals LOW, as in achievable. The example I read was do two pushups after every pee. Stick to it, and feel good about it. And build from there.
hoosiergirl94 31
What the **** kind of bed do you have
jwyatt345 5
That's means you are a fatty piece of shit bitch
cassidysleiman 13
How about you shut the hell up you judgmental piece of shit
WOTAN1488 24
I have the solution for you: workout.