Jack Shart Jr.
United States
Today, I'm so out of shape that I got winded from getting out of bed. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Out of shape
United States
Out of shape
Today, I got extremely winded from adjusting my blanket. What a workout. FML
Anonymous
Couch potato
Today, I'm so out of shape that my arm ached after lifting chips out of a Lays bag. FML
Endrit Begolli
Albania
Take it easy
Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. I was so out of shape that I couldn't even finish my warm-up. FML
Anonymous
Sydney, Australia
Today, I'm so out of shape, I started wheezing on my way to check my mailbox. Not my physical mailbox, either; my email inbox on the phone I'd left on the table at the bottom of the stairs. FML
Anonymous
Today, like every day for the past year or so, I went for a walk. And like every time I go for a walk, I got severely winded halfway through. I have no medical issues like asthma, I’m just out of shape. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I realised just how grossly out of shape I am, when I started violently sweating, felt light-headed, and almost blacked out. All this from helping my sister shift a sofa from the move-in truck to her living room. FML
Anonymous
Health is overrated
Today, trying to get into shape because I run out of breath after walking more than 30 minutes, I started to hit the gym. Too bad my legs didn’t want to cooperate and decided that it would cause limping-worthy pain for every step I took on the treadmill. FML
Anonymous
Los Angeles, United States
No more!
Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. On my way home, my legs gave out halfway up the stairs to my apartment, and I had to awkwardly sit there until I could crawl the rest of the way up. FML
Out of Shape
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Egypt
Knackered and shattered
Today, I decided to start exercising. I almost passed out five minutes into the warm up, and couldn't even stand in the shower afterwards. I'm only 21. FML
You knock me off my feet
United States
Cartoonish
Today, it's so windy, I actually fell over and nearly flew into the street the moment I walked outside. FML
Top comments
panicsdisaster 17
at least you're getting out of bed. that's a start.
jakers8424 18
Running out of breath counts as exercise.
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Comments (60)
Reedenator 3
How out of shape are you the rest of the days of your dumb life.
daisynugget 14
Well there's your sign to start working out and get healthy because this could mean health problems in the future ..
IvyChennyChen 21
this is a wake up call, OP
MrThump 16
Use this to motivate you to lose some weight. Cut back in sugar, don't eat anything with over 5% sugar in it.... This is one of the main reasons people gain weight. Up your protein intake and start walking, swimming or anything that gets you moving. Aim for 10 mins of exercise to start with then increase it slowly out to an hour of good intense activity that gets your heart rate up (but don't over do it) In no time the weight will start dropping......good luck!
cheshireau 26
Well damn son!
wordygirl 11
I'm assuming you're no Jack Sprat, but I could be wrong. My advice to you would be to head straight to a doctor, make sure you have no underlying conditions and ask for some advice from a medical professional. Best of luck to you Jack!
melanielovejeff 15
I had that happen once. Get your blood pressure checked. No biggie. Good luck :)
mine___turtles10 13
1st world problems
bradleyhewitt 13
Fatass
Mercipoo 13
Why did everyone press you deserved it? This isn't an easy fix and it's very hard to deal with, it took me years to get somewhat fit.
LoneWolf2879 20
It just depends on how he became fat, if he was a slob the whole time, like say Fat Bastard from the Austin Powers movies, he does deserve it. If the problem is because of say, genetics, it's a FYL,