Tanuki_paws
Phoenix, United States
Today, I'm so broke that I got buyer's remorse after buying a $2 bottle of pancake syrup. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
TheLostCauseFML
Quitman, United States
Today, I'm so broke that I had a money nightmare. I'd accidentally purchased a single potato for exactly $22 and it was non-refundable. FML
Username
United States
Today, I was so broke that I paid for a $0.28 candy bar with my credit card. FML
ash
United States
Today, I had to admit that I'm an alcoholic when I spent my last dollar bills on Southern Comfort instead of tampons. FML
Anonymous
Saskatoon, Canada
Today, I'm so poor that I've been scrounging around my house all day trying to find quarters and dimes so that I can buy myself a cup of coffee tomorrow. FML
Anonymous
Winner winner chicken dinner
Today, I realized I have finally turned into my mother when I got excited about using so many coupons that I only paid 70 cents for $14 worth of groceries. I need a life. FML
PolarBear2020
Broke as ever
Today, I've been broke for so long that I felt a pang of envy when a character in a movie said that that they'd bought a tiny cup from a gift shop. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Strung out
Today, I realised just how caffeine dependent I am. I didn't have time for my morning coffee, work is out of milk, and I only have $1.30 in my bank account, so I couldn't buy a coffee. Today has been a struggle. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I'm so broke that when I got out of the shower, I had to slowly dry myself off with a ShamWow sample I received in the mail. FML
Watchingmyfigure
Gainesville, United States
Today, I was so hungry and broke that I resorted to drinking salad dressing. FML
FoodNeeded
Moscow, Russian Federation
Today, for breakfast, I made a butter sandwich. I'm that broke. FML
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Grimmerie 31
I hope you kept your receipt.
kidepicfest 0
Put it over bacon. Bacon solves all.
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Leslier_fml 4
If you are so broke you need to be using coupons. I swear you can get a lot of stuff for little money. COUPONS
Ashley91129 6
I know. I'm a jobless international uni student from a third world country currently living in Australia. I get that feeling when spending money on pretty much anything - including basic groceries.
Luunatic 13
Hate the feeling...
alexmac222 17
I've been there... Not specifically with syrup, but another sticky substance.